This month’s Jessica Yaniv September 23 Wrap Up is most notable for what is missing. It is September, and that usually means Jonny does his annual student reset. He announces what courses he is in, starts study groups, joins various student Discords & Meta groups, retweets Student and admin announcements and finds something to complain about so he can run for office. But this year, nothing. The silence is deafening.
He may have been too busy trying to organize a group to get Donald F. Smith’s probation revoked. He worked to get DFS various SM suspended and posted a 4-minute video of himself hysterically calling Smith’s probation officer. We note that DFS is actually in Victoria, trying to make a living as a sports photographer despite Jonny trying to set him up to be returned to jail. It has been pointed out a number of times in the past that Jonny manufactured evidence, and there is a suspicion he has started doing it again to provide his posse with material to take to Smith’s probation officer.
Some speculated that he has either been expelled or taken an academic leave of absence to deal with “family and/or health” issues, AKA his and Mom’s endless legal issues. BUT as others have pointed out and asked, where does that leave his student loan situation? We know he has been living on student loans to supplement his welfare support.
On September 5, Jonny filed a 9-page application (which will be heard on October 25, 2023, at 9:30 a.m.) asking for a publication ban. He seems to have written it while either very drunk, very high or in the middle of a meltdown. It is not so much a legal document as a list of grievances and accusations. He even demands that the court implement sensitivity training, investigate the conduct of Great Afghan Kabob’s lawyer, issue a statement denouncing discrimination, and give him and the “service dog” special accommodation – well, you get the idea. See Yaniv Reply to Kabob Counterclaim in the Document Library.
Next up on September 7 was the Miriam show, produced and directed by Jonny. And, as you might expect, it was postponed yet again until September 19. Unfortunately, Miriam’s lawyer called in sick with Covid so the sentencing was then postponed to September 26.
The highlight for those watching on teams was Miriam denying that she had pled guilty. That may have been the final straw for Miriam’s lawyer. Her client had done just about everything she could except flee the country back to Israel to avoid the sentencing and having to hear the victim impact statements.
The Yanivs did not answer her lawyer’s calls and emails, did not turn up for court or turned up early wanting the sentencing time changed – all from Jonny’s how to avoid being observed in the public court playbook. The lawyer seems to have quit once she recovered from Covid. So now, the Yanivs are searching for a new lawyer, preferably one they don’t have to pay for to represent Miriam at the October 19 sentencing.
But we cannot continue without commenting on the September 26 court appearance. The Yanivs appeared together on Teams. As the Crown pointed out, there were many viewers on Teams, many no doubt from Miriam’s strata. The MM team was also watching on Teams. For those who are unfamiliar with Teams, when you sign in, you have to give your name. Some give their real name; most make one up. Someone (not MM, I am assured) signed in as Rebel Media, and we were off to the races. For complete coverage, click here
Leading up to September 20, our keyboard activist was in fine form attacking the Million March 4 Children seeking attention rather than getting his fat ass out with the other activists and demonstrators. We suspect he used the same tired old excuse when questioned on Meta, Snapchat or X he has used every other time when he has been questioned. Because he was such a high-profile transactivist whose life was in danger, the RCMP had advised him not to appear publicly or give out any details of where he might be (med appts, taking classes, etc). Yet, we all know when & where he will be in court.
The internet also had a lot of fun calling him out with his quote from various legal rulings, which called him a racist when he started to virtue tweet about hate. His replies were turned off, but he obviously was feeling the heat. We think he broke a record by reposting 20 scientific papers in a manic frenzy. His monthly total is 4, if not a record, close to one. Also, on September 20, he felt the need to have his AI defend getting a Gender Studies degree. He left the replies open but hid them.
Despite suing the RCMP, doxxing several of their constables, and using racist epithets when referring to Canada’s national enforcement agency, the Great Langley Hypocrite joined the public outpouring of grief for the fallen officer. He was just soooo upset. But, his “grief” did not stop him from immediately pivoting to a symposium on Menstrual Equity the next day. He says he will attend. Will his menstrual fetish outweigh his fear of being killed?

On September 29, the owner of Meow Mix announced that Jonny was now facing three additional criminal charges in the UK, all of which have a minimum of six-month jail terms. Jonny won’t be extradited for them, of course, but he now has criminal charges laid against him in a foreign country, and we are sure that MM will let the GAK & the Residences Lawyers (Miriam’s Strata) and the Crown know. I wonder if Allard Law at UBC would also like to know. The RCMP told us to make the complaint in the UK, which now means Yaniv can’t travel to several countries.
The charges are: Under Section 3 of the 1990 Computer Misuse Act…A person is guilty of an offence if— (a)he does any unauthorized act in relation to a computer; (b)at the time when he does the act, he knows that it is unauthorized; and (c)either subsection (2) or subsection (3) below applies. (2)This subsection applies if the person intends by doing the act — (a)to impair the operation of any computer; (b)to prevent or hinder access to any program or data held in any computer; (c)to impair the operation of any such program or the reliability of any such data; [F3or (d)to enable any of the things mentioned in paragraphs (a) to (c) above to be done.] 2. Under section 1 of the Forgery Act 1981, he did create a false instrument to induce others to act. 3. False Representation of circumstance to induce others to take action or deny others of service.
The first is a slap in the wrist/6-month sentence, but 2 is a minimum jail term of a year. To clarify, the jurisdiction for the offences is within the UK borders. Yaniv, on multiple occasions, used spliced-together court documents to attempt to deny us computer services. Yaniv made a number of false claims using BC court applications that he had edited. This isn’t a pissy wee thing this time. It should also be noted that the self-styled legal genius admitted to it in an email to the RCMP.
2 other things of note happened during September – one was a report of Jonny having a confrontation in the nearby Subway parking lot, which involved 4 RCMP patrol cars and the possible seizure of Rexy. MM could not confirm that this happened or fill in the details. Where is Rexy?
The second item was Jonny’s egregious behaviour on September 30, the National Day of Truth and Reconciliation. His claiming once again to be Métis and his AI-generated virtue signalling caused such a backlash on SM that he felt he had to start posting scientific papers in bulk again. That is his usual go-to method to try to change the subject on his SFUJessica X account. For someone who cut his dick off Yaniv really is a complete dick.

October will be an extremely legally interesting month for the Yaniv clan – so far we have Miriam’s sentencing on October 10 (maybe), Jonny’s GAK settlement conference on October 24, and the GAK application hearing on the 25th. If you can’t watch or attend court, check out Meow Mix. Reports and analyses will be published. Always remember Jessica Yaniv Meow Mix is here!
One final item: MeowMix has asked for volunteer writers. Consider it, especially if you live in Langley and have a personal Yaniv story to tell. If you plan on dressing up as one of the Yanivs for Halloween, don’t forget to send your selfies to MeowMix.

