Jessica Yaniv’s Madvent 12 Days Of Yaniv

Jessica Yaniv Fake Christian

On the first day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me
A cold prison cell for one

On the second day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me
Two man boobs & a cold prison cell for one

On the third day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Three Genital Warts, Two Man boobs & a cold prison cell for one

On the fourth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one

On the sixth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Six-dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Seven fraudulent lawsuits, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the nineth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Nine failed businesses, Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Ten fake bomb threats, Nine failed businesses, Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Eleven Pets Dying, Ten fake bomb threats, Nine failed businesses, Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five cat-fishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the twelth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Twelve smelly socks, Eleven Pets a Dying, Ten fake bomb threats, Nine failed businesses, Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

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