Jessica Yaniv’s Madvent 12 Days Of Yaniv

Jessica Yaniv Fake Christian

On the first day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me
A cold prison cell for one

On the second day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me
Two man boobs & a cold prison cell for one

On the third day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Three Genital Warts, Two Man boobs & a cold prison cell for one

On the fourth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one

On the sixth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Six-dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Seven fraudulent lawsuits, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the nineth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Nine failed businesses, Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Ten fake bomb threats, Nine failed businesses, Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Eleven Pets Dying, Ten fake bomb threats, Nine failed businesses, Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five cat-fishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

On the twelth day of Christmas, Mr Yaniv gave to me.
Twelve smelly socks, Eleven Pets a Dying, Ten fake bomb threats, Nine failed businesses, Eight criminal charges, Seven Law Society complaints, six dollar shop dildos, five catfishes, four universities kicked out of, three genital warts, two-man boobs & a cold prison cell for one.

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10 Replies to “Jessica Yaniv’s Madvent 12 Days Of Yaniv”

  1. nNancy

    breathless here from laughing. well done that!

  2. Xmshkx

    Its awesome, but 5th day shouldve been 5-HUNDRED-POUNDS, to represent the current weight gain the land whale has packed on!

    1. N/A

      Some suggestions that fit better, also further optimizations should be considered.:

      12 CP stashes
      10 fake ASS bomb threats
      9 failed start-ups
      7 L.S. complaints
      6 Cheap ass sex toys
      4 expulsions
      2 fake ass tits

    2. jaime

      Recent pics of him shows he is well over 500 closer to 600 pounds.

      1. Xmshkx

        Im disappointed that none have been posted recently, i only got sound during the hearings so i didnt get the visual or get to see him flip out, and what he has posted is his potato head and north. If he is between 500-600 pounds now, God help that floor in the pigloo!

  3. ActuallyHuman

    I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
    And seen a needle wink its eye
    But I be done seen about everything
    When I see A LITERAL MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS AN ILLEGALLY OBESE SICK PEDOFUCK, MASTURBATES TO PRESCHOOL SHOWS, SMEARS HIS POOPY EVERYWHERE, STALKS COUNTLESS FEMALE MINORS, MURDERS ANIMALS, DEPORTS FOREIGN BEAUTICIANS, FORCE TWITTER USERS TO FLOCK TO GAB, HAVE NUMEROUS DELUSIONAL MANBABIES FROM AMERICA DEFENDING YOU, ABUSE CANADA’S SYSTEM, AND IS OVERALL A BRAIN DEAD SCHIZOPHRENIC WHO IS PERMANENTLY UNABLE TO COMPREHAND ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEX! YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN NORTH AMERICA! YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE INDEPENDENTLY! YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE CALLED JESSICA SERENITY SIMPSON! YOU KNOW DAMN FUCKING WELL WHAT YOU ARE DOING, BESIDES CLAIMING THAT YOUR “TRANS” WILL EXCUSE YOU FROM GETTING IN TROUBLE AND MAKE YOU A KARMA HOUDINI! YOU ARE LITERALLY THE NEXT ELLIOT RODGER AND WE WILL ALERT THE FBI ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU WILL COMMIT A MASS KILLING!

  4. Medium Smart

    When is The next court hearing? I check everyday for an update and can’t figure that out

  5. Jon Yanivs Beret

    Lmfao. Well done! If I could add one, it would be party city wigs

  6. jaime

    The big man contact the Ottawa Police i think something to do with Donald.Unlike the police in Langley the OPS won’t just take his word for it they will look into it.

  7. Rainbow Granny

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOVE THIS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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