Forget Elf on the shelf – We have Yanni the Trannie
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Forget Elf on the Shelf – Madvent Day 11
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Dear Sanniclaus
I made a mistake,
please bring me a new dick
Signed
Yanniclaus
left on the shelf.
(grabs my coat)
No sensible parent wants that one in their kids bedroom!
The Prick with no dick
The Phoney with a counterfeit yoni
The Twat with a dead cat
The Pest into incest
The ever edging virgin
SCAMtaclaus
The Fat Ugly Criminal Paedophile
Ok so that last one is just a statement but it felt wrong not to include it.
And coming soon:
The Incel in a cell!!!
Yaniv, the world’s pet peeve
Yanny the frankenfanny
The 2nd one is in honor of a special friend of mine. And I suspect she’ll read this. Lol.
Lets keep em coming people!
Can’t wait to see what Trevor and Nan come up with!
And who was the guy that used to write the HILARIOUS poems? What happened to him? Those were poetic platinum. Even putting aside the comedy aspect, he is seriously talented.
Yani the Tranny is a favorite! I am pretty partial to The Prick with no dick/with no clit also, that one fits well. Cant wait to see if anyone does a cartoon or an animation of the Yani on a shelf editions!