You have to hand it to Jonathon Yaniv—now known as Jessica Yaniv Simpson. When you think you can’t be any more shocked at the levels of his perversion and depravity, another shocker comes along. This time, it’s in the form of court documents submitted in the Funk/Cailis lawsuit. Readers will remember that good old Jabba launched a lawsuit with some frankly unhinged and libellous statements against the senior citizens he attacked at his mother’s residence. This matter was put on hold pending the outcome of Yaniv’s criminal trial for assault & fire alarm offences. At the trial, Yaniv was found guilty of one of the three charges, although perhaps more important was the judge calling Yaniv out for his lies, shifting position and general dishonesty.
A quick reminder – Yaniv claims that an elderly gentleman using a walker strangled him and stole one of his fake emergency help buttons. Yaniv, the dainty princess that he is, has claimed emotional damage, physical injury and theft! We know now that this version was utter bullshit (no one ever thought differently), and the only assault was Yaniv to one of the other men.
As is common for the village idiot, Yaniv went into the settlement conference with NO evidence to support his claim. Actually, we should apologise to the village idiot because compared to Yaniv, he is a member of MENSA. He literally seems to operate on if I say it, it’s true, and you’re a transphobic bigot for not believing me. None of this is a new behaviour for Yaniv, which only strengthens the point that there is some serious mental capacity issue. Inbreeding is probably a good starting point. Yaniv, the so-called student lawyer, has been told that he needs evidence to substantiate his losses/claims in nearly every lawsuit he has filed. As they are all fraudulent, he can’t, and time and time again, they are chucked out of court.
Yaniv was ordered to provide evidence at the settlement conference before submitting the certificate of readiness. Funk/Cailis were given leave to apply for the case to be dismissed if this was not done. Consequently, they have now applied for the case to be dismissed. Although we have not yet received all the documents, the paperwork for the application to dismiss contains some fantastic reading.
So, despite claiming a serious assault of strangulation, the Ambulance staff (that wasn’t called for Yaniv) found NO evidence of injury. Not even a bit of redness. You are a liar, Mr Yaniv Simpson.
In point d. above, you will see a reference to a medical assessment done for the purposes of this fraudulent lawsuit. Again, this report found NO evidence of any assault.
One of our favourite bits was highlighting the many fraudulent lawsuits Yaniv has started – And the outcomes.
Yaniv’s problem now is that his mouth is the only thing wider than his waistline. His claims of being near bar level, a fourth-year law student, and an all-around expert preclude him from trying to claim he didn’t know what to do!
But finally, Yaniv’s incessant whining about his sore throat did get some attention. Not only is he a putrid rot-pocketed genital wart-infested, smelly walking biological weapon – but the only thing possibly wrong with his throat is an STI.
What sort of clap-infested idiot claiming an assault manages to submit evidence suggesting it was an STI? We are at a loss and really grossed out by this, but we would love to hear your comments!
