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Buckle up, Buttercups. This is going to be a fast-moving ride! JYS is scared. JYS is angry. JYS is frightened; JYS thinks the Great Afghan Kebob (GAK) is being vexatious for counter-suing (this point nearly killed an MM team member from laughing). JYS claims all his troubles are the fault of GAK’s Lawyer and Meow Mix. JYS knows karma is hurtling towards her like a rocket, and as with all the large objects, she is too cumbersome to get out of the way. This document is meant to be JYs DEFENCE to the GAK countersuit. It is for JY to mitigate or explain why her behaviour was reasonable. Instead, she used an entire document created by dozens of CHATBT prompts to attack us, the Muslim Lawyer, the Judge, the Court System and Muslims in general. With the exception of the owners name on page 1 the entire novel fails to mention the GAK or the events that caused the fraudulent lawsuit in the first place. Stupid is as stupid does.
JYS thinks opposition lawyers should be “impartial” and nice to her. You know JY really should apply for a refund on his “Law Degree” because you really can’t polish a turd. We would go as far as to suggest he sues his kindergarten school for their English teaching because he can’t decide whether he is the claimant, defendant, respondent, etc.; she just randomly changes it. JYS also moans about how it is unfair that the GAK have a lawyer when JY is self-representing and demands extra rights. Why would she need a lawyer if he is a third-year major in law? Our pal Frenchie once reminded us that a lawyer who represents themselves has a fool of a client. Never has this been demonstrated so effectively.
JYS is very upset that the very real lady lawyer representing GAK has referenced the vile racism that JYs gives out daily. JY is also following her online, which is really creepy. Why are you listing her education JY? Why do you pollute everything with slime and leave us all wanting a shower after reading anything you have done? JY claims she is not racist in any way, and further claims irreparable reputational damage for saying he is. Except he isn’t suing anyone for saying it. A famous saying in the UK is “The lady doth protest too much”, and we think there has never been a better use of it. Of course, JYS is no lady. If that is not enough to convince the judge to give JYS the antiracism award of the decade immediately, JYS highlights the amazing charitable work he has undertaken in the name of diversity. Readers, the blonde bombsite hasn’t even picked up the litter from the street that “The Practice of Jessica Simpson” sponsors.
When you have quite finished laughing, we would be delighted to learn of any of these activities. In the meantime, we will go with what we have proof of.
Never fear if none of the above causes us to rush out and celebrate JYS being the least racist person in the world; she holds a massive ace up her sleeve. Ladies & Gentlemen, we have the worldwide exclusive that JYS is a MUSLIM. He even quotes the Quran as evidence. So, to confirm – JYS, the law student extraordinaire who has forgotten who she is actually suing, claims not to be racist, claims to have done countless hours of charity work with minorities, and now also claims to be Muslim. Yet she wants us to believe she is ready to pass the BC Bar examinations. If you believe that I have a chocolate teapot to sell you.
Surely, with this stunning and brave conversion, that would be the end of all JY’s racist tropes, Ismaphobia and fraudulent claims. We hate to disappoint you readers, but just like her clit, the racism is just buried in the blubber. Not content with forgetting who she is suing, she also forgets that she is now meant to be a Muslim and just a paragraph or 2 later, JYS shows her non-racist thoughts by (and you won’t be surprised) ranting about pro-Muslim ideology. The bible story about the road to Damascus has nothing on Yaniv. In other words, Take that, losers; look at me not being racist! Note that the focus is now solely on the Asian Lady lawyer. JYS is obsessed with her, which makes us worry because he has convictions for assault.
JYS then goes on to impotently meow into the abyss about the Asian, Lady, Muslim Lawyer. JYS makes it beyond any reasonable doubt that this entire case is a rerun of his fraudulent BCHRT claims where the judge ruled him to be racist. It is fair to say the ONLY consistent message in her diatribe is she hates Muslims, especially women. It is dripping from every CHATBT written word. Yaniv demands the courts ban the lawyer, launch an investigation, report her to the Bar Association, etc.
Never fear, though, our super trouper law whizz has the solution to resolve all issues! Actually, Yaniv has an entire page of solutions.
Where do we actually start with this crap? Does Yaniv have brain damage? Or an intellectual condition unknown to man? Yaniv may as well have sent a peace of used bog roll to the courts for all the good this will do. What follows these demands is possibly the world’s longest “I am guilty as charged” plea. Why is it that when presented with a right and wrong binary choice, Yaniv always manages to pick self-destruct?
We will let you have the pleasure of reading the document in full, but we noticed a couple of other points. Yaniv is very upset that the courts are no longer automatically giving him a free ride on requests. After the last Judge ruled that Yaniv could hear perfectly well, the court is now asking for proof of his ailments. In this, he claims to have been profoundly deaf since birth, yet doesn’t know sign language and can speak fluently. He possibly has a small degree of congenital hearing loss, but he is categorically not deaf. JYS blames us for his reticence in providing a medical diagnosis, claiming we will use it against her.
JY misses the point that if she told the truth about her being “profoundly deaf”, there would be nothing we could attack. It is the same for all her other fictitious disabilities. We know they are not real because the blubber mountain publicly released ALL her medical documents. If they had said she has had Type 1 Diabetes, Brain Tumor, Breast Cancer, POTS, CRPS, Deaf, PTSD, ME, Hip Pain, Shellfish Allergy, and so on, we would have nothing to say and would also owe her an apology. Instead, she tries to seal every case to hide her fraud.
For the record, JY, registering with an online GP and giving them a list of your imaginary ailments does NOT count. “Client reports diabetic type 1” isn’t a diagnosis. It just means you have lied, and it is in your records.
Finally (Phew!), we wondered what on earth caused Yaniv to lose grip on reality and send this disgusting pile of racism to the courts. It turns out the GAK filed the amended claim that still had the racial harassment claim on it. For all the Allard Law claims, blunderbuss Yaniv doesn’t know that you can’t delete part of a case that has been ruled on. It’s basic record keeping. How many times will JYS fuck themselves before actually losing their virginity?
If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.
