This is a short post about Miriam Yaniv’s Criminal court sentencing scheduled for yesterday. The Meow Mix team were already betting on what would disrupt this hearing. Miriam pled out on a plea deal weeks ago, mainly to attempt to be allowed back into her apartment. Since then, her wayward pet JY has been submitting ludicrous civil claims demanding that Miriam be found not guilty and paid $100k in compensation. Confused? We don’t get it either and assume this is another of JY’s massive misunderstandings of fundamental law. He actually might win a case if he sued himself for lousy representation.
I digress – Since pleading guilty, the Yanivs have been messing about with the sentencing date. Not turning up, turning up hours before, Miriam not answering her lawyer’s calls, etc. The usual circus that surrounds these two convicted criminals. At the last hearing that Miriam bothered to appear, her poor lawyer sat with her head in her hands whilst Miriam and the thunderbus acted out in court.
So, the scene was set. The Yanivs were there on time, and JYs appeared to have used a wet wipe for hygiene after showering in a bucket of warty used tampons, and all her victims were present to give their valuable victim statements. So what went wrong? Miriam’s Lawyer called in sick with covid.
We are not suggesting anything, but we do wonder how bad you have to be as a person that even a defence lawyer would rather call in sick than represent you.
If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.