We are working on The Never Ending Story part 2, which is bigger than we thought. It will be live in the next 24 hours. So we are updating the news on Mad Miriam Yaniv.
Mad Miriam Yaniv, the delightful aunt mother of Jessica Jonathon Yaniv, the last of his name, had another hearing about her ongoing criminal issues on the 7th of September 23. We routinely say that reporting on the Yaniv gang is a bit like a circus, but you must be an acrobat to get your head around this.
As many readers will remember, Miriam Yaniv was charged in January with four different crimes.
- Mischief
- False alarm of fire – 2 counts on separate days.
- Uttering threats to burn, destroy, or damage.
Miriam was bailed on an undertaking to appear and to keep the peace. She was also banned from her entire building, including her apartment. Given the severity of the charges, these are perfectly understandable.
Of course, like any decent human being, JYS came to his mother’s rescue and offered her a place to stay now that she was effectively homeless. Sorry, I forgot – JYS dumped Miriam into a hotel that she couldn’t afford to pay for, using up even more of her cash.
Eventually, with a degree of circus theatrics, Miriam pleaded guilty, and after multiple attempts at varying her bail, she was allowed back into her apartment but was banned from communal areas. JYS, you will remember, is banned for beating up an old man.
You would think anyone with more brain cells than an amoeba would then keep their heads down, cooperate fully with sentencing and other statutory requirements and minimise the damage. Not Miriam. Miriam stopped speaking to her lawyer, causing a change in sentencing when Miriam didn’t turn up. Then JYS, her nephew and law savant, decided to challenge all restrictions and demand all charges be dropped by suing King Charles.
Are you still with us, or do you need medication for this sideshow?
I bet you are thinking that bloody hell; surely there is no way anything else could happen to disrupt a simple sentencing. It is the Yaniv clan we are talking about here! Just after one of the failed sentencing dates, Miriam got herself ARRESTED AGAIN – Causing her bail conditions to be reset & off she went to stay in the Pigaloo.
Miriam was then involved in another incident along with JYS and her sister that involved an attempted hit and run and 4 RCMP vehicles! How the feck are you meant to parody this?
Anyway – Given she was arrested for breaking bail conditions, failed to turn up for sentencing and then involved in a further incident, what would you expect someone to do? Personally, I would shut up, take my punishment and behave like a normal member of society.
Not Miriam or JYS – They decided to apply for a variation of the bail conditions (for the offences she still hasn’t been sentenced for because she went AWOL) to allow her to move back to her own apartment.
- He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. P.G. Wodehouse
- Life is hard, but it is harder if you are stupid. Michael Crichton
If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.