In a stunning and brave turn of events, we can exclusively reveal that having sued the rest of the world and failed, Jessica Yaniv Simpson is now suing His Majesty King Charles for £1.5 million. Note for Jessica – I have met him several times; he is a lovely chap who knows bullshit when he sees it. He also is handy around the stables, so maybe he can help muck out your pigloo.
In related news, which in no way at all should be seen as Jessica intimidating witnesses in her criminal trial or those giving victim statements at her mother’s sentencing tomorrow Jessica is also suing her mother’s strata, personally naming Mr Funk, Mr Calis & others in her application to the federal court. The fact that it really is intimidation of witnesses it happened just days before testimony should not be seen as connected. I am sure Langley RCMP and the court would not want to know about it and investigate.
But didn’t the court rule no action could be taken before the end of the criminal trial? I hear our readers ask. Well, yes, but court orders & rules are for plebs, not for our “3rd Year Law Student.” How dare you suggest Jessica would break the law by circumventing a court’s ruling.
We are working through over 100 pages of lawsuit and legal documents and will bring you the full story of all of them. So please, Jessica, slow down your fuck ups to allow us to catch up. You have filed court documents at least 8 times since June naming MeowMix, and every single one has been denied. You claim we are anti LGBTQI but the owner is the G & the I (for real & not your fake diagnosis at the BCHRT) and lived as a transgender woman for almost 10 years.
It all seems that Jessica replaced her hairy wart-infected balls with a crystal one – considering she predicted we would post the filing above 6 weeks before we did. Maybe a new career when she loses the Pigloo?
It got me thinking, though, you sue anything that moves because you have no life, no friends and are despised by the LGBTQI+ community. Why haven’t you sued the one person responsible for all your misery and failures? Maybe try suing your aunt mother, who gave birth to you.
