Breaking News – RCMP has arrested Celebrated Transturd activist Jessica Yaniv.
Despite her petite and feminine appearance, RCMP has arrested Ms Jessica Yaniv Simpson in an exclusive swoop tonight. Meow Mix News relies on 14 eyewitnesses who confirm this story is true. Yaniv sported ultra-feminine men’s shorts to accommodate her nappy, accompanied by a stunning charity shop T-shirt.
Bollocks to this, how exactly do you parody this… Enjoy the pic.
UPDATE 21 JULY 23
Yaniv simultaneously denies anything that happened while claiming that he saw and now knows who Langley Resident is – His deep fake arch-nemesis. He even fails at lying. We do not know all the details yet, but we know that hazmat officers attended the Pigloo to conduct a search. Thanks to the 8 Strata residents who let us know.
