Yaniv Lies in Court Filings

Here is an unexpected update on the Kebob story. Yaniv recently posted this image to his social media. The usual self-aggrandizing nonsense we have come to expect from our master legal eagle that claims Law schools are queueing up to contact her. They are more likely sending injunction paperwork to keep her away.

So what does success look like to Yaniv? As a law genius, it includes winning court cases, submitting the correct procedural paperwork, understanding the process, and not making a complete moob of yourself, and Yaniv has more than enough moobs to go around.

Unfortunately for Yaniv, he isn’t a law genius; he is a fake who is barely scraping by in access to education classes. In his constant hunger (explains the abdomen obese medical notes) for fame and fortune, he frequently cocks things up. Well, he cut his off and then lost the rest of it, causing him to become a lifelong virgin incel. It is not just that he furiously submits applications to the court more often than he dilates but then invariably gets them wrong. If I ever sue someone, I want Yaniv to be defending them.

Yaniv knows he has bitten off more Kebob than he can chew, so since initiating his fraudulent lawsuit, he has been submitting applications to the court to try and make things easier for him. Everyone has been rejected. Every application is about him trying to prove he is a victim and sooooo disabled and soooo special that he should win. It is, of course, all bollox and considering he has none, that is saying something.

Now apart from the fact that even his name is a lie, this application has more pooh in it than the Pigaloo itself. 

  1. Yaniv is NOT profoundly deaf and has never needed a CART interpretation in his life.
  2. Yaniv does NOT have type 1 diabetes.
  3. He does NOT have POTS or PTSD or depression, or any other illness listed.
  4. Yaniv does NOT have a service dog. He has a badly trained Miriam and a puppy.
  5. The only reason Yaniv eats so much food is the fact he is a human garbage disposal machine.

However, it is all moot because Yaniv, the legal genius, submitted the application before any hearing had been convened, plus he only had to put a request for CART in writing. In other words, Jonny is doing what he does best and making an absolute moob of himself and failing. The perfect example of putting the CART before the horse!