We have been working hard at Meow Mix to update the documents library and update several articles. The problem is that every time we think we have nearly got there, His Majesty the humpback Whale dives off the highest diving board (if you count it breaking under his weight as diving) and gives us another pile of work. We are not complaining, but our friend Frenchie has had an asthma attack whilst reading page one of Yaniv’s latest filings. Who knew laughing on the floor could almost kill you?
All of us with at least two brain cells thought that after being impaled on a kebob that Mr Dunkin Donuts would shut up & try to minimise the damage he had inflicted on himself. Readers, we overestimated him and humbly apologise for our stupidity. Not content with mangling his genitals, catching genital warts from a used tampon, being in danger of being ruled to be a vexatious litigant, losing every case he has ever taken (except 1), being countersued on the judge’s instructions, facing a BCHRT for his racism our Krispy creme loving village idiot has decided not only to ask to be allowed to counterclaim the Kebobs’ counterclaim to him but to submit 12 pages of fiction to the court in response to Kebob’s counterclaim! Whew – Now breathe!
We kid you not. We couldn’t make this up. We don’t even know where to start. The outrageous lies, the fictionalised career and University record, the claim Meow Mix is connected to the Kebob restaurant, the bat shit chatGBT legal arguments, the Islamaphobia, the horrendous allegations about Kebob’s lawyers or indeed the absurd, disturbing & frankly vile claim that Meow Mix posted that the Judge & Rexie had sex! Yes, he has actually put that in writing to the courts. Definitely projection.
I shit you not. Yaniv appears to have lost his tiny little mind, and I am not talking about the penis he chopped off or the clit that dropped off. At Meow Mix, we know reviewing all the documents will be a vast, smelly job, but we will do dear readers just for you. I also thank Allah for sending us such a great comedy to read while doing it. MUCH MUCH more soon!
If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.
