Langley readers – Has anyone seen Rexy in the last week?
Nope, it is not April Fools’ Day, although every day where Jessica Jonathon Yaniv is concerned is one giant April Fools joke. Not only is our lumbering lumberjack Princessa the cat slayer banned from owning weapons, visiting Australia, and living in the USA, but it has now gone one better and would be subject to arrest if he ever chartered a heavy lift cargo flight over the pond.
Why? How on earth did the cat slayer achieve this level of notoriety? What could a nonentity like Yaniv possibly do to warrant fucking up so badly that he is wanted in a foreign country? Unfortunately for Yaniv and fortunately for anyone wanting a laugh, it is all because of him. Yaniv screws himself more often than any of us could hope to do. Why? Because of his inability to shut his cavernous fat gob that, like his putrid collapsed pizza pocket below, leaks shit when opened.
MM has had some issues with hosting providers over the last few months (now sorted but for $200 a month), being contacted by Mr Blobby with exceedingly psychotic threats if they didn’t comply with his wishes. He attached various “legal” documents from his 100s of fraudulent lawsuits to back him up, including some he stated in writing were court orders. Interestingly, the legal genius that JY is forgot that by sending them to our hosting providers, they, in turn, have to send them to us.
It became obvious that Yaniv was using partial documents from DIFFERENT cases to cobble together a document that looked like a full court order. For example, the front page of his court application against one organisation with a decision page of a court application against someone else. He used hearing dates for a case with a publication ban to threaten individuals at our hosting companies. Furthermore, in his unhinged rantings, he demanded that the user data for this site be given to him by court order.
Now, you would have thought that anyone with half a brain cell would shut up at this point. Thought, however, is not something JYS could be accused of doing. Yaniv had been thoroughly enjoying himself, taunting us as he sent page after page of false allegations to people. He had had a rare ‘win’. He could taste the Bar exam success in his entire being. He would even tell us that “there is nothing you can do about it”.
No one will ever accuse JYS of being a member of MENSA, and we know he was lucky enough to have a special educational needs worker to enable him to attend a mainstream school. He even cut off his dick and then lost his clit in the same year. A genius he is not. He demonstrates clear autistic traits in every part of his daily life. Where other autistic people like DFS struggle, Yaniv is significantly worse because of his evil, malodorous intentions.
We turned then to the RCMP for advice. They readily agreed that this was a serious criminal matter. (Note – It’s weird that no matter who you speak to at RCMP, they all know JY.) but highlighted that we didn’t have cast iron proof that it was JY. This was a fair point, although we all know it was him and disagreed with their decision. When Yaniv became aware of the RCMP input, he suddenly shut up quicker than a virgin around Jeffery Epstein. This is an entirely appropriate comparison in this case.
But it is Yaniv we are talking about, and after 5 seconds of shutting up, we were suddenly overwhelmed with sock accounts, all claiming to be teenage girls and defending Yaniv. The problem is Yaniv has shit for brains and kept forgetting that he wasn’t meant to be himself on these accounts. Finally, he posted evidence that he was a complete and utter clown.
So, we followed the RCMP’s advice and sent Yaniv notice that we had made a complaint and demanded he stop sending fake court documents to our suppliers. We copied RCMP on a BCC so Yaniv would not know. And this is where Yaniv fucks himself again. Not content with shutting up, he then chose to report Confused Teacups (mm Owner) to RCMP on some bullshit charges before replying in his customary autistic style, screeching like a banshee with its knackers caught in a vice and telling us to “Fuck off and suck a fat dick” (Projection on what he really wants DFS) before confessing his entire involvement.
Way to go, genius. What is your next trick, Confessing to your paedophilia whilst arguing you should be near children? Once again, Yaniv fucks himself because he can’t keep his poisonous holes closed.
So, roll on to today. There is a jurisdictional issue on which state the crimes were committed in. The crime report and prosecution have to be actioned from there. In this case, it is the UK. This has now been done in conjunction with RCMP, and the THREE charges that he would face if he ever comes here all have a minimum term of 6 months. Although they won’t waste money extraditing him if Yaniv ever visits, he is well and truly fucked.
UPDATE – This also applies to any British Dependency, e.g. the Falkland Islands or the UK common travel area, which includes the Republic of Ireland.
If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.