Langley readers – Has anyone seen Rexy in the last week?
Nope, it is not April Fools’ Day, although every day where Jessica Jonathon Yaniv is concerned is one giant April Fools joke. Not only is our lumbering lumberjack Princessa the cat slayer banned from owning weapons, visiting Australia, and living in the USA, but it has now gone one better and would be subject to arrest if he ever chartered a heavy lift cargo flight over the pond.
Why? How on earth did the cat slayer achieve this level of notoriety? What could a nonentity like Yaniv possibly do to warrant fucking up so badly that he is wanted in a foreign country? Unfortunately for Yaniv and fortunately for anyone wanting a laugh, it is all because of him. Yaniv screws himself more often than any of us could hope to do. Why? Because of his inability to shut his cavernous fat gob that, like his putrid collapsed pizza pocket below, leaks shit when opened.
MM has had some issues with hosting providers over the last few months (now sorted but for $200 a month), being contacted by Mr Blobby with exceedingly psychotic threats if they didn’t comply with his wishes. He attached various “legal” documents from his 100s of fraudulent lawsuits to back him up, including some he stated in writing were court orders. Interestingly, the legal genius that JY is forgot that by sending them to our hosting providers, they, in turn, have to send them to us.
It became obvious that Yaniv was using partial documents from DIFFERENT cases to cobble together a document that looked like a full court order. For example, the front page of his court application against one organisation with a decision page of a court application against someone else. He used hearing dates for a case with a publication ban to threaten individuals at our hosting companies. Furthermore, in his unhinged rantings, he demanded that the user data for this site be given to him by court order.
Now, you would have thought that anyone with half a brain cell would shut up at this point. Thought, however, is not something JYS could be accused of doing. Yaniv had been thoroughly enjoying himself, taunting us as he sent page after page of false allegations to people. He had had a rare ‘win’. He could taste the Bar exam success in his entire being. He would even tell us that “there is nothing you can do about it”.
No one will ever accuse JYS of being a member of MENSA, and we know he was lucky enough to have a special educational needs worker to enable him to attend a mainstream school. He even cut off his dick and then lost his clit in the same year. A genius he is not. He demonstrates clear autistic traits in every part of his daily life. Where other autistic people like DFS struggle, Yaniv is significantly worse because of his evil, malodorous intentions.
We turned then to the RCMP for advice. They readily agreed that this was a serious criminal matter. (Note – It’s weird that no matter who you speak to at RCMP, they all know JY.) but highlighted that we didn’t have cast iron proof that it was JY. This was a fair point, although we all know it was him and disagreed with their decision. When Yaniv became aware of the RCMP input, he suddenly shut up quicker than a virgin around Jeffery Epstein. This is an entirely appropriate comparison in this case.
But it is Yaniv we are talking about, and after 5 seconds of shutting up, we were suddenly overwhelmed with sock accounts, all claiming to be teenage girls and defending Yaniv. The problem is Yaniv has shit for brains and kept forgetting that he wasn’t meant to be himself on these accounts. Finally, he posted evidence that he was a complete and utter clown.
So, we followed the RCMP’s advice and sent Yaniv notice that we had made a complaint and demanded he stop sending fake court documents to our suppliers. We copied RCMP on a BCC so Yaniv would not know. And this is where Yaniv fucks himself again. Not content with shutting up, he then chose to report Confused Teacups (mm Owner) to RCMP on some bullshit charges before replying in his customary autistic style, screeching like a banshee with its knackers caught in a vice and telling us to “Fuck off and suck a fat dick” (Projection on what he really wants DFS) before confessing his entire involvement.
Way to go, genius. What is your next trick, Confessing to your paedophilia whilst arguing you should be near children? Once again, Yaniv fucks himself because he can’t keep his poisonous holes closed.
So, roll on to today. There is a jurisdictional issue on which state the crimes were committed in. The crime report and prosecution have to be actioned from there. In this case, it is the UK. This has now been done in conjunction with RCMP, and the THREE charges that he would face if he ever comes here all have a minimum term of 6 months. Although they won’t waste money extraditing him if Yaniv ever visits, he is well and truly fucked.
UPDATE – This also applies to any British Dependency, e.g. the Falkland Islands or the UK common travel area, which includes the Republic of Ireland.
If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.
Oh what a happy day!! I feel this ban for Yaniv in the U.K. and the fact that he’s subject to arrest if he ever steps a toe in the U.K. warrants more celebration than our recent kings coronation. Oh what joy and contentment I am feeling right at this moment! Although admittedly a small part of me would have liked to have seen him pull his nefarious antics over here and watch him get battered like a Friday night cod on the local chippies specials board. Shame but still, it’s even better to think of him arrested and alone in a cell 🤣🤣🤣
Sending false documents is a serious crime the big man is playing with fire.
366 of the Criminal Code. You can also be charged if you assist in the production of a forged document or play a role in passing it off as the real thing. The maximum penalty for forgery charges ranges from 10 to 14 years.
Too bad it was Canadian jurisdiction. Fat Boy will never be able to travel outside of Canada with its current criminal record so we can’t hope for jail time for those charges. But there is still hope for us all in November!!! Early Christmas present maybe???
That leaves slobbo only one option to travel to Tel Aviv, KLM through Amsterdam. The other flights go through Seattle and Manchester. Jys better not piss off the Dutch authorities
You are right
That UK ban will make Fat Jon livid and his half brain cell will remember he already sued King Charles once. Feverishly our orc will hammer on his keyboard Lawsuit 2.0 against King Charles, alleging the King’s failure pull the reigns on his transphobic bobbies, to be filed at the International Court in Den Haag! And if you think this is pulled out of the air, remember he did stranger things than that!
I have lodged an appeal with the immigration authorities to try and get permission for fat Jon to come down under to crocodile Dundee Country. I will pick my good mate Jon up from the airport because we are going to take him on a picnic so he can meet Steve Irwin. Bon Scott and Dame Edna Everidge if you know what I mean.
take him on walkabout
So… Jon has been caught out forging legal documents to weaponise the legal system.
That information could be devastatingly useful to the Kebob legal team…
Lol, Yaniv is even more autistic than Chris Chan and even then Chris got what he deserved! While Barb babied Chris all his life, Miriam purposely made her son who he is because Miriam hates society. She is not even a human being! Yaniv is even fatter than Chris Chan, and has an IQ around 70! Even Chris did something productive, he created his self insert Sonichu comics which stars Sonic but recolored to look like Winnie the Pooh. But Yaniv, ROFL! Yaniv spends his time masturbating to Dora, Elmo, Barney, Caillou, and The Loud House! HE is the reason why the fandom abandoned The Loud House in favor of Spider-Man, which has a diverse fanbase and no toxicity. We thought Chris was bad, but no, Yaniv is much worse. He has an incestous relationship with his mother and it is more intense than Chris’s. Yaniv is more like Nick Bate in that matter. In fact, Yaniv is a PRODUCT of incest!
I can’t state with certainty what TV shows Jethro uses to TRY and whack off to, which usually requires a dick, something Jethro thought to jettison when it dawned on him that every dic pic he sent to an American minor could land him with 5 year minimum FEDERAL sentence for EACH! count. America could have put this obscene pervert into a dark hole with no human contact for a very, very long time.It’s so far a theory supported by my own inane ramblings but why would a pedo chop off their dick, the one and only dick to stick in a minor, UNLESS that pedo had a menstruation fetish and got off entirely on that concept alone. Does that sound more like our boy Jethro? Whatever the reason, the entire world knows this goon is not really trans. Trans is but another failed tool (see what I did there?) in the antisocial arsenal that Yaniv has assembled to assault society in his bid for a mountain of $35,000 wins per case in small claims court. I gander he thought he could likely set a precedent and use that elusive one win to establish grounds for subsequent lolsuits with endless $35,000 payouts until the Province of BC amended their laws to prevent the exact type of lolsuit Jethro has filed all over his hurt “fee fees”
Now this cretinous moron is in trouble on a third continent. Not bad stupid big man, 3 down, 3 to go. It’s assumed you’ve fucked yourself in North America.
The problem is a simple one. Not a single entity on any continent is willing to go the distance and properly punish this deplorable pervert. All of us know Jethro can and will submit forged court orders and bogus precedents. He played the trans card on Wilfred Laurier University and demanded they remove an article about him being an internet predator and they COMPLIED! A supposed place where any idea can be floated and examined by other academics and they were shut down by a grade school educated buffoon that needed a handler in grade school because of his out of control selfishness. So, the laws that power a society are ignored and set aside for his “transness” and his hurt “fee fees”. Academics now fear taking him on. Until one institution decides to take him on, no matter the cost, even if it’s the service dog agency getting fed up untrained pets are being passed off as highly trained 3 year old animals who takes him on, AND STAYS THE COURSE, this fucking menace to public security and safety is going to continue running rampant, filing endless lolsuits and destroying innocent lives. The kid gloves need to come off and this fat fuckface needs to be put up against the ropes and hammered mercilessly until he screams “no mas”
He is gaining tons of weight if he keeps eating the way he does it won’t be long untill he can’t leave his bed.
He had it lopped off as well because it was evidence most likely. All those pictures you’ve mentioned, 5 years a picture. All those minors he’d have sent it to made it identifiable (remember the Jackson case) they used it in court! I’m not weighing in on that situation here but it’s just a case that springs to mind because of the similarities of using a penis as evidence. You’re on the money with your other theories too, he cut it off for all the reasons you’ve stated and most probably what I’ve said too. Hear that Yaniv? Hey Dickless (note the capital D Yaniv) you cut your dick off for NOTHING and it’s fabulous watching you reap a little of what you’ve sown.
JY is “wanted” by the UK police?
He should be thrilled. This is the first time he’s probably actually felt wanted by someone that wasn’t his mom.
wasn’t his mom, aunt or a catfish*