Our Ode to Perjury! We have shocking news for our readers, and we want you to know that we will be with you, supporting you and keeping you going whilst you digest it all. If you have a nervous disposition that requires you to spend your entire day watching your supposed stalkers, please don’t read on without someone to hold your hand. So take a deep breath and read on if you feel able to do so.
It turns out that Jessica Yaniv Simpson, the bravest and most successful litigant and LGBTPPPPPQHGHGHGS campaigner, is a criminal LIAR.
Take a moment to calm down from this completely unforeseen shock. Plenty of hot tea, coffee, or even a good swig of medicinal brandy will help. If you need counselling, the “Practice of Jessica Simpson” is willing to help. Big Jessica can also give you the contact details for a dial-a-hug service.
Let’s look at what sections 131 & 134 actually say.
131 (1) Subject to subsection (3), everyone commits perjury who, with intent to mislead, makes before a person who is authorized by law to permit it to be made before him a false statement under oath or solemn affirmation, by affidavit, solemn declaration or deposition or orally, knowing that the statement is false.
Section 134(1) of the Criminal Code of Canada deals with the offence of perjury “false statements”. It specifies that any person who knowingly makes a false statement under oath or solemn affirmation, either by means of a written affidavit, a solemn declaration or a deposition or orally before an authorized person, is committing an offence punishable by summary conviction. Perjury is a serious offence as it involves lying under oath or affirmation, which undermines the justice system and can result in wrongful convictions. It is important to note that section 134(1) only applies to statements made under oath or solemn affirmation that are not permitted, authorized or required by law.
So, on top of lying whilst being physically in court, the codes also cover any sworn statement, like a written affidavit or a sworn oral statement. It is a bit like oral statements to the police that are covered under the public mischief charges, except this is a whole new level. As it says, Perjury is an extremely serious crime even when the cases are not related.
What we hear, you ask has Yaniv said or done that has caused us to make these never made before allegations against Jessica Yaniv Simpson? This.
This is taken directly from Yaniv’s third or fourth attempt at filing a legally compliant and admissible answer to the application Donald Smith has made for a restraining order. As is the case of everyone so far, it is 40 pages too long and full of outright lies or confessions. Judges really do not like people who mess about.
But the biggest issue in it has Jessica Yaniv Simpson ADMITTING to perjury AND destroying his plea bargain for the weapons charges. We know you will all remember Yaniv’s defence to those charges, and the subsequent plea bargain was that “a friend had given them to” her for her own personal safety and that she knew they were illegal but had tried to hand them into RCMP Langley numerous times because of this. Jessica even claimed that RCMP Langley told her that she was permitted them.
Jessica Yaniv Simpson now claims that despite knowing they were illegal and that she was committing criminal acts, she sourced the weapons HERSELF; she purchased the weapons from abroad HERSELF, and she illegally imported those illegal weapons HERSELF. Jessica Yaniv also confirms she wanted to use them on a victim (Donald Smith). WOW. Is this the truth at last?
The crown must also prove several elements of the offence, such as confirming the accused’s identity, the date(s) and time(s) in which the incident(s) occurred, the jurisdiction, that the accused had knowledge that their actions were intended to commit the offence of false statement.
Clearly there is no doubt about the identity of the alleged criminal, Jessica Yaniv Simpson. The crimes were committed in Langley, BC, so RCMP Langley has full jurisdiction to investigate. The evidence is in the form of statements and oral evidence given by Ms Jessica Yaniv and is a matter of public record. Lying to the courts in an attempt to avoid more serious charges and to negotiate a plea deal is a flagrant breach of the solemnity of the justice system,7 and Jessica Yaniv’s own sworn statements make it clear she is lying in either the court (section 131) or the affidavit (section 134) or perhaps both. The presumption of innocence applies in that the accused is presumed innocent until convicted of the offence. The dates are readily available to anyone who wishes to complain.
It would be a real shame if the CPS RCMP in BC were to find out about this in a calm, reasoned, and detailed fashion.
The best bit? Yaniv either admits he lied to the courts during his criminal trial or that he has lied to the courts in this civil matter with DFS. The self fucking virgin does it again?
What are your thoughts? Have we missed anything out?
He admitted to smuggling a gun in that is a very serious rime.
What is the penalty for smuggling guns into Canada? Smuggling guns into Canada is a weapons trafficking offence captured under sections 99 and 100 of the Criminal Code. Weapons trafficking offences carry a sentence of 3 to 10 years in prison depending on if it is a first-time or subsequent offence.Dec 30, 2022
I’m going to be a dick and under every comment about the available penalties under the law I’m going to put the punishment Jethro will face. ZERO
yaniv tweeted about his stun-gun “friend” supplier in 2014, implying where he got his stun gun(s) from…5 years prior to BCHRT / knowing Donald (afaik) and years before he came out as trans.
Apart from him being an obnoxious arsehole generally why the need for illegal weapon(s) in 2014? I’ve read he was a pita in school but everyone wanted to physically and sexually assault him back in 2014?
Part of this is sad when he was in school it was clear he had serious issues and did not get the help he needed.Maybe if his parents could not take care of him they should have put him in a group home.
@Jaime
I hold sadness for the people affected by this entire family, they wallow in the misery they each cause. Imagine the horror of being dragged into their grimy vindictive lives.
He was treated as a kid, is currently on medication (Risperidone in 2022 at least) and, supposedly, attends psych appts and if that’s not enough the courts still entertain his and his mother’s behaviour. If I recall jonny was never at fault as a kid, it was always someone else.
She has had 36 years to sort him out. Instead of chastising him, even now at 36years of age, she still enables and defends and will do so until the year dot. They are never going to change, too late for that – their behaviour is too ingrained. It’s now “normal” to them to be arseholes.
The time to get help has long passed.
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Not only is Yaniv an unreliable witness he/she gave false information to the RCMP making up the ‘friend’ story. This is “Obstruction of Justice”. Then if the Crown wants to pursue a Perjury, the evidence was given under oath during the DFS matter. Either way it is irrefutable. DFS’s Lawyer knew that letting Yaniv ramble on was beneficial. Yaniv loves the attention. While on Probation Yaniv tweeted or posted the intention of buying a Firearm from a Supplier but had to wait. Likely the Probation and previous weapons charges made Yaniv think twice, he/she is prohibited from buying a Firearm. Yaniv is so thick he/she thinks to be above the law. Yaniv is a threat, utters threats to DFS and Lies under Oath. This time DFS has a Lawyer, and Yaniv is being caught Lying. Perhaps DFS’s previous conviction should be examined for Perjury by Yaniv. Yaniv’s recent affidavit was demeaning toward DFS, my our Legal Expert Yaniv is challenged claiming to be Autistic like DFS while slandering DFS as a “Retard”. Autistic, Metis, Christain, Legal Expert Yaniv seems to want to try his/her luck in Jail for a Relationship. Thank you Meow Mix for the fast update.
Jailhouse lawyers can make bank in commissary. jonny should follow that as a career path…..until he gets shanked for being a bad lawyer 😉
The interesting reaction from the Judge and Court Room attendees will be the Desecration of DFS’s Grandmother’s Memorial/Tribute Page. Yaniv is going have to explain the reasoning of that. The explanation is: Yaniv is a Cyber Bully and Predator. Yaniv is a threat and dangerous. Past assault charge, and the Funk matter, seems to be a pattern.
I’m really frustrated about this too, my friend. They are the ones with the duty (and get paid) to protect the public, yet MM has done INFINITELY more to protect people from Jethro then they ever have. And they have so many easy opportunities, the perjury and criminal mischief charges being 2 obvious (and ongoing) ones. Having said that, I don’t think complaining about it here can do anything to help. Why don’t you channel that great energy into perhaps sending a quick cut & paste message to everyone he follows (or that follows him) on IG? He has a few accounts there. Or Twitter. I’d keep them short and sweet, just stick to a few facts. Oftentimes, just telling people to do their own research is usually enough. Here’s an example, “Hi, I’m sorry to reach out with unpleasant news, but I noticed that you’re following (or being followed by) a known predator, Jessica Yaniv Simpson. They are an admitted racist with 10 criminal charges, 100s (yes, hundreds!) of vexatious petty lawsuits, and a documented history of preying on women, girls, and people they deem vulnerable, such as immigrants and the elderly. Pease don’t take my word for it, just Google Jessica yaniv or check out meowmix, where they have archived videos, chat logs, court documents and more. If Jessica has contacted you, please let us know. Apologies again for the unpleasant matter and stay safe out there! Happy holidays” something like that would definitely suffice. But ya, complaining about the cops here simply isn’t going to help, and I know that’s your goal, to help. Have you sent the cops letters directly, saying you’re a concerned citizen and taxpayer, curious why this person is being given special treatment and allowed to terrorize the community and the cops themselves with no repercussions? If anyone has ideas for other ways Nan can channel this great energy, I’m sure she’d appreciate it. Oh, and you can always make alts on Twitter to torture him with. Lol.
I know many of us have taken action to protest the ridiculous gentle treatment handed out by the courts towards Yaniv. I contacted his PO by email, twice, leaving my real name and expressing angst why his parole wasn’t revoked considering he was violating it constantly. My specific example was when Jethro mentioned Chris Elston by name in a now deleted tweet very soon after Yaniv’s conviction for “utter death threats” against Elston, with the specific named condition not to have ANYTHING to EVER do with Elston again, not in person, online, not even to mention him. It’s all spelled out in the conditions. What Yaniv did is no different from a convicted rapist naming his victim in a tweet when ordered not to. In Canada one has to be careful pushing the authorities to act lest you become a target of them yourself. That should never happen in a properly run society but has happened in Canada far too many times not to notice. I also contacted the RCMP as they are Feds, like the parole services board and any Canadian has a right to bitch to them. I have no standing with any of the agencies that represent BC, I don’t live there, so no point in writing them. I won’t make alts for Twitter or other SM, I obviously don’t pronounce who I am here but won’t engage in making accusations against someone to the authorities using a pseudonym. When it comes down to a privately run website as the sole source to track the activities of a career criminal, and let’s face it, the Yaniv Crime Family are no different that any mafiosa except in scope it shows Canada either has no teeth or SIGs trump everyday Canadians. Miriam’s threat to “burn it all down” is no different than the whispered in your ear threat you’ll soon be swimming with the fishes, Canada “must” have teeth because a minor was just sentenced to an adult term, quite rare but encouraging. Then I read about a grifting crypto creep who scammed $40M and he’s not in prison, but in bankruptcy court, Good lord, my country is psycho. Anyhow, I really hope something comes of all this. Anything less than custody for them both (remember Miriam already has a CC conviction, I believe for assaulting a peace officer, so she’s technically now a repeat offender) is a travesty, and worse still, will encourage them to continue in their ways. I’ll say one thing in leaving, Jon is likely the only career criminal in Canadian history that has left his criminal actions out in the open, nay, he’s actually documented and attached his signature to them with all of his lying oaths and utterances to the courts. Profoundly deaf seriously disabled transgendered Metis woman my ass.
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Time for help was when he was young if he had got the help maybe thing would have been different.The RCMP needs to raid his apartment ther e must be tons on his devices to give him a very long jail term.
Here’s what you missed MM,
RCMP Langley will jam their thumbs further up their asses than they’ve even been and exactly ZERO will happen to Jethro. ZERO. RCMP Langley make the Keystone Kops look like seasoned professionals.
Where can I find a transcript of his affidavit? TIA
Let’s just see what happens on December 18th and on December 22nd. On December 18th the Judge announces guilty or not guilty for the three criminal charges filed against JYS for the February 2022 incident. ( Assault, false fire alarm activation and reporting false statements)
December 22nd for her Mother Miriam for the January 20th and 22nd 2023 incidents where the Judge will sentence her for her criminal charges she pleaded guilty to, which I believe were for (uttering threats to burn down our building, and twice activating the fire alarm for no legitimate reason.)
After that we will see what happens with the two civil lawsuits JYS filed against Funk and Cailis for assault on herself and her dog. The judge residing over these two civil suites previously refused to hear them before JYS’s criminal trial has been completed and a verdict determined, Got my fingers crossed I’m not looking for the death penalty but still hoping to see some justice.
Criminal trial
Big man found guilty on all charges
Gets 10 years
Plus a $500 fine
Civil trial
Both men found not guility judge awards then cost $10,000 each must be paid with in 90 days.
That would be justice
Besides “I will burn it down” Miriam told people she had COVID while in the Common Room, that is uttering threats. The incidents of yelling at Residents from the street-harassing residen’s despite conditions to prevent harassment. Miriam’s neighbour encountered the Yaniv’s leading to the woman’s husband in the hospital and then Hospice Care. J. Yaniv was harassing Paramedics and the RCMP. J. Yaniv made a Video don’t F with me aimed at the Strata rep. Another video taunting DFS outside of a Prison. These events should be a Reality Show. You were up close to the action. Both Yaniv’s are insufferable repugnant outcasts and a Threat to your Peaceful Enjoyment of your Homes. You deserve justice, both Yaniv’s out of your lives. Meow Mix thankfully has it all documented. Some people go through life they way they came into the world, kicking and screaming. You and your neighbours have put up with too much harassment.
I’m still in shock about the perjury thing! I’m trying to calm down. Is there a support group or number that I can call?
Re the real story behind fatso getting the stun gun, I remember seeing some old social media posts where he mentions a company called damsel in defense (if I’m remembering that name correctly) that sold stun guns and all kinds of personal security devices that fit in a purse. I believe it was based in vegas, but it was definitely in the US at least. He probably bought it from that company, and called her his “friend” because she responded politely to an email. Incel. Lol.
Written by an A.I. program after fat Jon fed it a pack of lies & sworn in court documents- “I wish to affirm that I do not engage in the unsolicited messaging of females with explicit requests for sexual favors or inappropriate commentary on their physical attributes, including explicit comments on their brests, or requests for nude images”. Written by me, a human being- “Badda Bing, Badda Boom, that’s perjury right there you lying fat cunt, don’t you remember the disgusting Elmo video you shameless grooming paedophile. What about when you openly encouraged a nine year old girl to watch porn & masturbate? You need serious psychiatric help fat Jon, this epic court journey is only going to end up with you in jail and we all know how that ends. Courts & the law is not your thing Jon, in scientific terms you’re known as a clueless fucking moron”. In your crazy drug fueled world, a man is a woman, a badly behaved & mistreated dog is a fully trained & certified service dog, a fuckwit can rise to the level of Kings Council after doing an introductory course in Chemistry & getting a C, & stalking Donald is what this brave & stunning trans, Metis human rights warrior does every second of the day, but don’t worry, this is just a phase he’s going through, he’ll give up when he’s in a jail cell & crying for his mommy while the girls draw straws on who has to take one for the side.
I know it will be unpopular but I do not think Jonny will get a jail sentence. His ever increasing list of googled disabilities and conditions is setting the stage for his lawyer to plead that he is too sick to be jailed. That being found guilty on his latest criminal charges do not warrant what may turn out to be a death sentence. It may be successful enough for a sentence of home arrest and an ankle bracelet (if they make them that big). In the US old, sick & dying mafiosos have been jailed but this is Canada we are talking about.
Jonny may be terrified of going to jail but in reality he has a greater chance of simply disappearing than getting shanked in jail. He has pissed off so many ethnic, religious and indigenous groups that it is only a matter of time. Would the RCMP actually look for him or just quietly celebrate? When they have to act because of Miriam filing a missing persons report (but would she? Or, would she also be celebrating?) would the body ever be found? He may be too large to jam into a barrel with lye but then that is what chain saws are for.
Its a risky game for his lawyer to playa s the judge could send him to a mental health hospital.
All that has to happen there is that Jon has to show proof he has these conditions and the whole thing will be exposed for the lie it is. A bonus would be when they peruse his medical files to see his Ashkenazi Jew status procludes him from being Metis as well. It would also work if they asked for proof of poor Rexy’s status but that doesn’t seem to ever happen either. I guess we will see at the end of December. Fingers crossed. They do really seem to have not put up with his crap this time so maybe there is hope!!
The Assault Charge is a Criminal Case-His/Her Second, if convicted it could be a short jail visit. The DFS application is a Civil Case. I do not understand his/her reaction to a Protection Order? Yaniv has a Restraining/Protection order or a Peace Bond against DFS, you would think that he/she would agree to not harass DFS? No, not Yaniv, he/she is a Legal Expert and is entitled to Slander and Harass DFS. DFS should charge Yaniv with Slander next. Then Obstruction of Justice in the case he defended himself against Yaniv. Yaniv lies to the RCMP and makes up scenarios. Look at the affadavit where Yaniv claims the RCMP advised that a illegal weapon ‘stun gun’ was legal for Yaniv to have for protection. Yaniv is a complete imbecile that wastes Court Time and RCMP Resources with frivolous Delusional Charges. Yaniv abuses the Court and has no respect for the law. An Affidavit that has so many lies, and lies that implicate the RCMP. Yaniv needs a psychiatric assessment, his/her actions and thought patterns are impaired.
When a judge does look at house arrest one of the key factors is a support system.With that said i think house arrest would come with a ton of conditions the big man would hate.
I know many of us have taken action to protesting the ridiculous treatment handed out by the courts towards Yaniv. I contacted his PO by email, twice, leaving my real name and expressing angst why his parole wasn’t revoked considering he was violating it constantly. My specific examples were when Jethro mentioned Chris Elston by name in a now deleted tweet after Yaniv’s conviction for “utter death threats” , with the specific condition not to have ANYTHING to EVER do with Elston again, not in person, online, not even to mention him. The hunting knife was another concern. In Canada one has to be careful pushing the authorities to act lest you become a target of them yourself. I also contacted the RCMP as they are Feds. I won’t engage in making accusations against someone to the authorities using a pseudonym. let’s face it, the Yaniv Crime Family are no different than a mafiosa except in scope it. Miriam’s threat to “burn it all down” is no different than the whispered in your ear threat you’ll be swimming with the fishes. Anyhow, I really hope something comes of these trials. Anything less than custody for them both (remember Miriam already has a CC conviction for assaulting a peace officer, she’s now a repeat offender) is a travesty, and worse still, will encourage them to continue in their ways. I’ll say one thing in leaving, Jon is likely the only career criminal in Canadian history that has left his criminal actions out in the open, nay, he’s actually documented and attached his signature to them with all of his lying oaths and utterances to the courts. Profoundly deaf seriously disabled transgendered Metis woman my ass.
I think the CPC winning in 2025 is a worse fate then jail to JV at this point.The reason is they have said changes will be coming to the trans bill and unline the Libs they will be hard on crime.