Happy Christmas, Jessica Yaniv; we hope you have enjoyed your day sitting alone in your shit-stained apartment, knowing that your entire circus is crashing around about you and the person you paid to try and hack Meow Mix has sent us all the correspondence. You are fucked, mate and myself, my family, and all my…

We wish all of our readers a very happy Christmas and hope your days are full of family, friends and fun. Maybe spare a thought though, for yet another Christmas in the Jessica Yaniv Simpson household without gifts, greetings cards or warm wishes. No cheerful friends or relatives visiting, no job or money. No invitations…