It looks like Jonathan Gill Yaniv aka Jessica Serenity Simpson’s little AI app is once again enrolled as an online correspondence student at Royal Roads University on Vancouver Island. That explains why Fat Jon is faking living on that island.
The nearly 40 year old virgin has updated his LinkedIn and Research Gate and ORCID profiles.
Being a perpetual student is a good option in life if you are devoid of skills with zero real world career experience – and have money – except poor boy Fat Jon grew up in poverty! Student Loans will lend to anyone – even evicted foreclosure dodgers with zero credit rating. Ever since the Mid 00’s with his Sex Day promotions, Fat Jon wanted nothing more than to self identify out of his true form. To be famous, and rich – and to get laid. None of his dream have come true.
Fat, ugly, unfuckable, unemployable, as a stink ditch eunuch, he is still poor, still special ed, still a loser, and will die a broke ass loser virgin. When someone dies in British Columbia with no family, no next-of-kin, or no one willing to claim the bloated body, local municipal governments or health authorities step in to handle a respectful final disposition, usually funded through public expense. If the designated holding period expires and no claimant steps forward, the ashes are transferred to a common burial ground. It will be more than he deserves.
Royal Retard
Correspondence School AI Con-Artist doesn’t sound as good. Royal Retard it is.
For those unfamiliar with RRU it is basically an executive degree institution oriented toward working professionals allowing them to upgrade or complete their education while continuing to work.
It is not a highly regarded institution. EduRank has it listed 63 out of 101 in Canada. 8th out of 16 in BC. Their “Law” section is rated at 55th in Canada. Clearly no other reputable university would touch Fat Jon with a ten foot pole. Clearly becoming a lawyer isn’t in the cards. Miriam needs to change her Facebook blurb.
Royal Rube
RRU has a reputation for non-standard admissions to their master’s degree and certificate programs, accepting a minimum of 5 years relevant professional experience or work history if the candidate does not qualify academically.
MM are aware Jessica Serenity Simpson asked his then employer WestPoint Investigations TO LIE for him on the Royal Roads admissions forms saying he had been working for the firm for 5 years.
The PI gave us the evidence of the fraud. Again – this application for acceptance would have been submitted by October 2025. (A month after the Hitman storyline tapped in, the PI tapped out and ratted out Fat Jon and frankly, herself by showing these screenshots to everyone.)
MeowMix wonder if the Royal Roads Admissions Office is aware of this fact?
Did Fat Jon play his usual victim and/or identity cards? Is he getting any special supports financial or otherwise for claiming to be Métis, disabled and trans? Rumour is he was indeed milking the indigenous bursaries at SFU like the LOLCOW he is and always will be.
Royal Reprobate
Being admitted to an educational institution (any institution) is financially important to Yaniv.
If he was not enrolled within 6 months of graduating from SFU, he would have to payback all those previous student loans he racked up while waiting for his big BCHRT, BCCRT and BC Court(s) wins and subsequent anticipated 6 figure payouts.
He will be waiting a long time.
The individuals he is attempting to shake down are not immigrant women with English as a second language that refused to wax his scrotal hair. They are people with resources who will fight him until the very end and then ask the court to award them damages and costs as well as the standard penalties.
MM can surmise that Fat Jon was successfully admitted in October 2025 thanks to his lies, and the online courses aren’t too tough for the AI app, what with all the time he has taken to create his Donald tribute fan page – DerpyMix and filing various legal documents lately.
With Fat Jon updating his LinkedIn Bio and Researchgate profile the other day, each now list him as a “MA Candidate” at Royal Roads, it looks like Yaniv is not being entirely truthful. One does not claim to be a ‘candidate’ in a graduate school until you are in the final year of your program and are preparing to defend your thesis. Until then you are a grad student but Fat Jon needs the reputation cover to try to obscure his easily searchable criminal & child grooming history. Is his AI really working towards a Master’s degree or is it working on a post bachelor professional certificate? Either way, it’s nice of Fat Jon to rack up loans to get an education – for ChatGPT.
How large will Fat Jon‘s student loan be this time? As fat as Fat Jon? How much does he actually owe when all his debts and mortgage default are added up. When that condo is finally sold, will he owe money to Alta West still? At least Fat Jon is good at digging his own holes. (MeowMix apologize for putting that image in your heads.)
Royal Racist
In addition, as word of him attending one or two of the mandatory on campus requirements, is getting around, concern about his violent, criminal history & racist behaviour is being expressed. Will Royal Roads eventually have to ban him from the campus as Simon Fraser had to?
MM guessed that Fat Jon‘s Licence Plate needs updating from UBC LAW… that is if he still owns the car?
Stay tuned for the next episode of how the lard arse churns.