Alta West have dropped the price on Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s condo to $370,000 and reliable sources say Fat Jon Moved Out on May 31st. Looks like some fool rented to the slob and his peanut butter loving pet dog. Once we have verified his new cardboard box home under a bridge MM will let you know. Legally he has to update his address with the courts and tribunals.
MM don’t think he is living in his car, as some sources are saying his car was repossessed too. Waiting on 100% verification of that nugget.
Fat Jon is also not living with his Mom and aunt at the senior building, as verified by residents there.
Oh and as if anyone cares – Fat Jon celebrated his birthday on June 12. He is now 39.
39 and unemployed.
39 and homeless.
39 and bankrupt.
39 and hated globally.
Oh how far you have come since Kwantlen College days. 300+ pounds later at age 39, still no sex days, no one to love you… or wait…
Tranny Loves Tranny
In less reliable news, sources say that Fat Jon has shacked up with his tranny partner Wacko Willy in Langley BC. They are tag-teaming each other publicly using sock accounts on X – in an attempt to harass Fat Jon‘s favourite target Donald and Kari Simpson (Culture Guard)… Let’s hope they don’t show us their dicks.
Wacko Willy is the fake Kari Simpson account and Derpy Doo Memes is Fat Retarded Jon.
Not sure what the Lady Bug Farms statement is about, aside from these two wanting to expose their genitals to kids at a petting zoo. Typical.
The real Donald and Kari Simpson (Culture Guard) have published a few podcasts. Claiming among other things that the Langley RCMP will indeed now consider Donald a vulnerable victim of Fat Jon‘s harassment.
Immediately after that win, however Donald – being Donald – went on an insult rager on X insulting and threatening various woke folks. I mean honestly, Donald – stop – and stop being a pervert to women on X and maybe people might sympathize more with you. MM can see your replies to all those women and their photos/videos.
If you care to watch and listen in, apparently their podcast will be having something new later today.
Fat Jon Seeking Employment
In less interesting news, Fat Jon has been searching for work, and used AI to generate some more fake profile shots on all his social media accounts.
Who believes any of this gibberish bullshit! Marking Director? Legal Assistant? Hubspot as a skill?
What happened to his dreams of being a Lawyer?
Imagine setting up an interview with the AI in this profile and Fat Jon shows up to this FITNESS clothing business to do marketing. Is he the before image – the “what you do not ever want to be in life” photo?
Israeli Jewish Fat Jon that pretends to be indigenous want to work for a NATIVE INDIAN BAND remotely?
Did Fat Jon have to prove he was looking for work, to qualify for welfare benefits or something because this has to be a joke!?
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