Yaniv versus the fucking world – Part 2
Well, well, look what the cat dragged in – pun very much intended – as it came to our attention and to no one’s surprise there is a lot of dodginess in the ‘’Jessica vs Crown” case. You know, the one where he’s suing for $2.5 million ($1 for every pound of fat) for his own supposed damages that are non-existent and are probably just funds to keep his skip-the-dishes orders going. I mean let’s be honest, we’ve all seen the expenses JYS claimed to spend on (delivery) food way back already and by now, just like his size, that expense most likely only increased.
He’s also suing for an additional $100k on behalf of his aunt mommy. – Imagine finding your own mom only worth 1/25th of yourself. Kinda rude, no? I guess we know who isn’t getting a tombstone either, but then Mrs Yaniv the 4th is used to getting only a 1/4 of most things… But I digress. I’m far from a lawyer but I’m sure this isn’t how it works nor that JYS is allowed to play pretend lawyer, again. – There’s been warnings before, but fret not; our legal eagle knows better. After all, JYS just learned all this over at SFU. Right?
A simple person like me can see the claims are just batshit nuts; a desperate grasp of someone who really lost touch with reality. It might work out in the Yaniverse, in their own mind, but not so much in the real world. On top of the big bucks, JYS also demands the termination of two RCMP Cst.’s and of course, all the conditions applied to “Jesica” to be terminated immediately and not a squeak about his aunt’s mommy’s conditions. Which is simply a joke – queue the laughing track. What would it even matter if they’ve gotten dismissed since the vile clan most likely would have new conditions in no time anyway? They have already had a busy week racking up extra breaches of bail.
I really must stop getting sidetracked but when you have to divert around the bullshit mound that is Yaniv-Simpson you have to add an extra hour onto the journey.
We are not saying that Jessica is a stupid lying conman who knowingly commits contempt of court or perjury, but the subject of his case against the Crown “King Charles” and his demands that the charges and restrictions are dropped are from the night he allegedly assaulted Mr Funk, pulled the fire alarm and made a false complaint. You know the one he is currently in criminal court for, because nothing says not intimidating the witnesses including the police like naming them in a federal court case for $2.5 million.
I mean it is not as if a judge hasn’t already ruled that Jessica Serenity Yaniv Simpson cannot and should not go ahead with his case against Funk and Calis until after the criminal trial and he is obviously using this lolsuit as a way to criminally circumvent a court order. Pure harassment and intimidation if you ask me, showing once again what a vile ignorant ‘his rules and way only’ delusional kind of sore loser JYS is. These are only the claims, we haven’t dived into the statement of facts yet. I know it’s going to be super hard to believe, but it gets even more nuts! Don’t worry, since I value you, dear reader, I won’t bore you with having to read through all the pages that feel like a toddler having a tantrum and (ab)used an AI bot. I must admit it gave me a few good laughs as well. Honestly how much of an idiot can someone be? And that with the help of an AI. Unbelievably JYS managed to make an AI look dumb. Can’t make this up. One of the highlights is a rant where he claims that the RCMP would not look at his or his aunt’s mom’s video evidence, claiming she filmed the entire attack on her iPad. Odd isn’t it, that his lawyer didn’t produce this as a defence or evidence…? It makes me wonder, genuinely wonder what’s to see in that video for the lawyer to be like ‘Nah, I’m not using that’. Another highlight – and you best sit down for this one as it is huge – are some court notes that he’s passing off as being official. Yes – you’ve read that right. The court notes are as fake as what his middle name stands for. MM fact-checked this in multiple ways. We asked the court if they recognized this format in any way and they said no. They’re also not taken from the official transcript since the trial is ongoing and will not be concluded until late November, meaning no transcript has even been created yet. A BC lawyer said that they could be a CART record but copied and pasted and then criminally changed. Some things that immediately caught our eye is that there was a reference to JYS as the ‘’client’’, has huge gaps and attributed the thoughts of the prosecutor as fact. Neither CART nor the official transcripts would’ve said this. They are always verbatim.
The BC lawyer’s opinion was that someone recorded the trial and created the notes from there, which of course is illegal. And honestly for me personally there rings some truth to it, given it has been reported time and time again JYS is busy on his phone and often a tablet in court and requests to use them for his fakeabilities. The last highlight but most certainly not the least one is that things have magically disappeared from the ‘’notes’’. Rather very important facts revolving around Rexy. That the judge never said Rexy was a medical service dog but specifically said the dog was a pet and that JYS could provide NO medical records to back up his claim that Rexy is a service dog. That the judge also asked about the smell in the courtroom, to which JYS accepted the blame due to his medication. And not a single mention of the number of times Rexy interrupted the court, simply because Rexy is an untrained dog. To think these fraudulent notes are the same he’s using to back up his outrageous claim against Great Afghan Kebob and its owner Omran Perez. He’s actually lying about a judge in a criminal trial… And I would like to credit JYS by saying that takes guts, but we all know he hides in the parking garage – coward he is. So, I’m going to stick to he’s just that stupid and delusional to pull a stunt like that. We do wonder how the judge or even the whole court system feels about that, having a clown running them like a circus. Pretend lawyer, fake documents, and all that. Fairly sure none of it is you know, legal.
It beggars belief and has us wondering how much more it will take before someone finally puts a halt to this criminal court jesters antics.
If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.
