This is simply a breaking news article on Jessica Yaniv Simpon’s latest Court Room appearance because in reality the entire team at Meow Mix are getting pissed and raising a HUGE Kebob-sized Glass to Mr Omran Peroz.
We’re still waiting for the courts to publish the official record of what happened but here is what we know from firsthand accounts:
- John showed up walking this time wearing a hideous orange dress.
- When it began John applied to the judge to have a CART interpreter. This is for the hearing impaired. He already applied for this earlier and was told to have one all he needs to do is write in advance and one would be made available. The judge questioned this as he was clearly hearing fine to this point. His application to have a cart interpreter was denied.
- Rexy the service dog shockingly lost control in the court room and began to hump the judge. The sheriff had to be called to handle Rexy.
- Rexy was declared to not be a real service dog by the judge because of this.
- As Rexy is not a service dog his lawsuit suing Mr Orman Peroz and his kebob restaurant was thrown out.
- Mr Peroz was told to proceed with his counter suit and the judge gave him instructions on how to adjust it to make is more sound legally.
- The judge found that John’s actions were racially motivated and likely violated Mr. Peroz’s human rights. As a result has asked Mr Peroz to file a new lawsuit again John in the BCHRT. How poetic. If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.