Jessica Yaniv Self-Impales on a KEBOB

This is simply a breaking news article because in reality the entire team at Meow Mix are getting pissed and raising a HUGE Kebob-sized Glass to Mr Omran Peroz.

The picture shown is an artistic representation of Jon’s dress today and if you visit the link below to a UK advert nothing could convey today’s results any better.

We’re still waiting for the courts to publish the official record of what happened but here is what we know from firsthand accounts: 

· John showed up walking this time wearing a hideous orange dress. 

· When it began John applied to the judge to have a CART interpreter. This is for the hearing impaired. He already applied for this earlier and was told to have one all he needs to do is write in advance and one would be made available. The judge questioned this as he was clearly hearing fine to this point. His application to have a cart interpreter was denied. 

· Rexy the service dog shockingly lost control in the court room and began to hump the judge. The sheriff had to be called to handle Rexy. 

· Rexy was declared to not be a real service dog by the judge because of this. 

· As Rexy is not a service dog his lawsuit suing Mr Orman Peroz and his kebob restaurant was thrown out. 

· Mr Peroz was told to proceed with his counter suit and the judge gave him instructions on how to adjust it to make is more sound legally. 

· The judge found that John’s actions were racially motivated and likely violated Mr. Peroz’s human rights. As a result has asked Mr Peroz to file a new lawsuit again John in the BCHRT. How poetic. If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.

 

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55 Replies to “Jessica Yaniv Self-Impales on a KEBOB”

  1. MrEd

    This made my heart smile 🙂
    At the same time I’m concerned for Rexy, I can see the abuse happening as jonny will blame her.
    Those near the slob & the Dog, please keep an eye on Rexy for recent injuries.

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    1. shortstuff

      Great news. Jon’s toast. He and Mommy Dearest better get. out their passports and head to Israel. I’m sure Mommy has relatives there that they can mooch off of.

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      1. TRBB

        To be fair if Perez was pointed to BCHRT this is a loss imho. JY is stiltl free to do as he pleases and BCHRT could *still* rule against Kebob imho.

      2. Avatar photoMeow Mix Online

        He was pointed to BCHRT on the basis the Judge found Yaniv to have been racially motivated. This is different to the actual counterclaim and gives Kebob 2 bites at the cherry.

    2. nNANcy

      How much in a dollar amount would it take to feed Rexy using a decent brand of food? And does today’s ruling effectively keep Rexy out of the courtroom for good? Or is that likely to be dealt with in a case by case scenario going forward?

  2. Cactus

    Perfect! Perfect! Perfect! Can’t hardly wait for any additional details. Jessica how does it feel to be F_ _ _ _ ed and not even kissed.

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    1. Anon

      The fat blob dreams about becoming Cartman every night.

      1. Avatar photoMeow Mix Online

        Whereas you dream of making your posts look popular by using 2 usernames to post under. Replying and liking your own posts is very like Jessica Yaniv and his smelly socks.

  3. shortstuff

    Great news. Jon’s toast. He and Mommy Dearest better get. out their passports and head to Israel. I’m sure Mommy has relatives there that they can mooch off of.

    1. Jim Norton

      Will Israel allow a Metis to immigrate?

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      1. TRBB

        Sure they just wont allow deranged terrorists like Jessica Yaniv Simpson or the Yaniv family.

    2. ActuallyJewish

      Yeah, Jonny and his mother do not belong in North America.

  4. Jack Yaniv

    And how does Yaniv think this is a win? It goes to show you that he’s not a reliable narrator.

    It sounds like the judge is also done with Yaniv, this does look like the end for Yaniv. It’s funny that it was his racism of all things that done him in.

    If course jack Yaniv is laughing his ass off as he reads this because we all know he faked his death. Wouldn’t you?

    Hey Yaniv, I know you’re reading this. I just wanted to laugh at you and say that I’m going to enjoy you losing everything. You were never going to amount to anything anyways. Your life is a joke and always will be.

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  5. JayRock6665

    lmao @ you johnny ! You’re such a complete, useless failure . This is gonna hurt you and crazy momma good. There’s more to come yet; this is your year johnny keep posting this “wins” as you claim.

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  6. 377

    So he’s not recognised as needing court aids for hearing – his pet dog is just a pet dog – his grifting claim seen for what it was – now in line to be sued for money he hasn’t got – and yet again court records shows he’s a racist bastard. I’m so looking forward to the official court documents and seeing it in print, signed off by a judge.

    All in all better than I had ever hoped for. Kudos to both the judge and Mr Peroz…and of course MMix.

    Thanks for the speedy update.

    Well done Tango boy, you really gave them what for. Oh to be a fly on his flat’s grubby walls right now!

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  7. Conner

    Hahahahaha, racist John boy had it coming 🤣🤣🤣

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  8. Mickey

    Few words today: Suck it John!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I am so happy for everybody in Canada today. This feels significant. Hope we get to see the orange dress.

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  9. Pumpkin

    I heard San Peligrino called Tory Tango…I’m still laughing about it 😂

  10. 377

    Poor Jaffa jonny, all those AI hours did the trick…for the defendant.

    Hahahahaha.Keep refreshing Jaffa.,

  11. dann

    take a lean on his condo.

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  12. Frenchie

    Mmmmm smell like karma how hilarious that it rexy whom unhinged behavior was the sole reason this phony case was trown out.

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  13. BigBamboo

    I live about 10 minutes from JY and I pass by that Kabob place everyday to work. . I’ve driven within 50 feet of that place every time I’ve gone to the A&W across from it and did not know of it’s existence until this lawsuit. Anyway, gonna buy me a lamb kebob tomorrow

    On another note, can the racist posts and restaurant reviews Yaniv put up be officially and legally traced back to Yaniv so they can be presented to the tribunal as official documents? Because that could put damages into the 10’s of thousands of dollars.

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    1. TRBB

      Hood grief! Adub before Schwarma? your crazy yo. No this civil/criminal case is over. BCHRT is an incredibly friendly and abused entity by Jess. it is truly a win for JY if this is the result. Kebob didnt even get legal fees or intend to file for damages?

      1. Avatar photoMeow Mix Online

        The Kebob counterclaim hasn’t been heard yet. He was instructed by the judge to make legal alterations to the claim and then come back.

  14. Vern Thurston

    Good News, but did Mr. Peroz not have a Lawyer? The next step is to file a complaint with the BC Guide and Service Dog Authority. Impersonating a Dog as being a Service Dog when not Certified can result in a $3000 fine. Yaniv is Delusional and tweeted “Another Win.” The Tent and Awning sourced Orange Dress will soon be an Orange Jumpsuit. What a pair of misfits. Miriam’s cheese slipped off the cracker and she is banned from her Condo once again. Johnathan’s Claim for Damages from Discrimination was abruptly tossed in the loser bin. Poor Rexy was used as a Prop in a failed Scam, SPCA needs to hear about the abuse of Rexy. I will drive to Vancouver to adopt this Chocolate Lab, I have fostered Dogs for the SPCA. Rexy is innocent, don’t put him in the Dog House for Yaniv’s Scamming.
    Can anyone find out who made all the Negative Reviews and Comments on Facebook about The Great Afghan Kabob?
    There is Johnathan right in the Review section slandering Omar Peroz
    https://www.facebook.com/greatafghankabob/reviews
    Here once again is a link to the Complaint form anyone can use against Yaniv for Impersonating a Guide Dog Team.
    https://www2.gov.bc.ca/assets/gov/law-crime-and-justice/human-rights/guide-animals/spd0806-complaint-form.pdf

    1. MrEd

      Thank you for offering to care for Rexy.
      I can’t think of anyone less deserving of a Dogs love than the shitstain that is JY.

      1. Vern Thurston

        Agreed-someone in the vicinity, preferably in his building should report him to the SPCA. He sprayed the dog with something in Court in June, it isn’t dog calming spray. That Judge was first to say Rexy isn’t a Service Dog. The Service Dog Scam has ended, now what new Scam follows and will Rexy be excess baggage? What happened to his Cat, he was all scratched up from bathing it or? He is such a huge creep. You are right he doesn’t deserve a Dog.

      2. nNANcy

        I would guess Ketamine was used on Rexy. Special K, used as a anasthetic would quickly calm a dog of Rexy’s size. Compared to obtaining say, Morphine/Fent getting Special K is likely easy, either via a con job on a vet or simply buying it in the lower east end of Van. But….even if Jethro has caught red-handed with a giant bag of Special K the RCMP and the Crown would magically handwave it all away.

  15. BigBamboo

    Also, how could the judge declare Rexy not a service dog when Rexy clearly tried to service the judge?

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  16. Jim Norton

    Nice, a serious loss in civil court. Next, more criminal convictions. This is turning into the summer of jon.

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  17. Vern Thurston

    Thank you Meow Mix for the update-the site wouldn’t load for awhile, glad it is up. Love to hear from eyewitnesses at Court in Surrey. Hey Cactus, enjoy a peaceful end to Summer at your Condo. a BCHRT complaint about the abuse of residents and loss of Peaceful Enjoyment would be a nice touch, it is all true.

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  18. Noodles Au

    It was around 5:30am Saturday morning in Australia when this news broke. I love my Saturday morning sleep in but this was worth waking up early for!!!

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  19. Anonymous

    Rexy Saved the day! No, I hope the dog is alright and it didn’t get hurt for ruining everything. Other then that, glad to see Yaniv lost 🙌

  20. 377

    Can someone clarify something please…

    Is the judge advising Mr Peroz to go ahead with his counter claim AND file an additional claim with BCHRT for the racist crap ie TWO separate cases with a possible combined payout of $70K?

    With Messrs Funk & Cailis also in the offing I reckon a lien or two (even three?) is in the pipeline. Although I was hoping Amy Hamm would eventually topple Jaffa I will take anything in the meantime.

    I’m hoping Mr Peroz is smiling as much as I am.

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    1. Avatar photoMeow Mix Online

      2 separate cases…..

      1. Jack Yaniv

        That goes to show you how much the courts hate Yaniv. The end is near for diaper butt.

  21. Trevor Dunen

    Badda Bing, Badda Boom, that’s what I’m talking about!

    Firstly, I would like to congratulate Mr. Omran Peroz for winning the equivalent of The World Cup soccer final, a gold medal in the Olympic Decathlon and The Ashes in Test Cricket all rolled into one with a win against Jonny the fudpucker Yaniv.

    Now fat Jon, forget the A.I. ap, it’s about as much use as a hip pocket on a singlet. Insisting that Mr. Peroz was not a Muslim was the worst legal move you’ve ever made, and filing a three hundred point legal response and listing precedents that the judge didn’t even read came in a close second.

    Mate, you need to go to a law school or a university and study up on the law because this case showed once and for all that when it comes to the law you’re way out of your depth. You wasted about two weeks filing that crap when you could have been cleaning up one of the streets you sponsored or over at your Mums place treating all the elderly people like computers and punching information into them.

    Your whole case was based on Rexy being a service dog, now there is a clear precedent in the future to quote when fatso tries to sue another business and that precedent is Peroz v. Yaniv 2023.

    I must congratulate Rexy for his role in this, he’s obviously a pure bred and very fussy, he likes to root high maintenance legs like a judges. The reason this happened is that because behind closed doors, fat Jon has been having some sexy-time with Rexy. The dog wants to root anything that moves and if it doesn’t move it will push it.

    This is also the first time in the world that a court case has been lost because the applicants dog starting rooting the judge, this then rooted his whole case in about three seconds flat.

    What a shame we never got to hear Jon give evidence or cross examine Mr. Peroz, I was certainly looking forward to Jon proving that Mr. Peroz was only claiming to be a Muslim to attack Jon’s trans rights.

    So now Jon has to face the music but he’ll be OK because he’s had so much legal training that he’s almost a lawyer. Mr. Peroz is onto a good thing. I hear that once he gets his 35 grand he’s going to completely redecorate his restaurant.

    What will you do now Jon? I’d like to help out mate so I’ve emailed you a list of reputable real estate agents in your area that will sell your condo for you. I’ve also sent you the address of the Foodbank charity and a list of public parks and other places like bus stops where homeless people are able to kip without too much harassment, don’t thank me it’s the least I can do. Now I got this gift voucher too, I will send it to you, it’s to the value of $100 and it’s for a restaurant called The Afghan Kebob.

    A very handy fact too fat Jon, can you guess how many Muslims are in the women’s jail for murder or terrorism, pretty soon you’ll be able to tell me because pretty soon you will be in jail, at least you won’t be homeless for those two years.

    Now mate you need to forget about the service dog scam, it didn’t work, it failed, it’s not going to work in the future and it cost you 35 grand.

    Buy for now, I have to go eat my lunch, it’s an Afgham Kebob.

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    1. Mickey

      Thank you Trev for much needed levity!! How cool would it be if a party was organized at The Afghan Kebob to celebrate? I would absolutely try to get there if I could.

      Oh and Jon? Everybody would be actually paying their own way to eat here. The only thing in life that is free is the endless entertainment you have provided us. I have been laughing at you for years. Watching you scramble and panic recently has been priceless!!

      I just realized that would be a great name for a new entree’ named after the Langley Lump: The Scramble and Panic.

      1. Trevor Dunen

        Thanks Mickey, I like taking the Mickey out of him.

  22. Dann

    Had great food at the kebab restaurant last night. Nice place clean friendly busy with regulars.

    1. Anon

      Now I want schwarma. ***EDITED BECAUSE YOUR WANK FANTASY ABOUT TRANSGENDER PEOPLE MAKES US VOMIT.***

  23. Jaime

    The big man saying its another win just shows how sick he really is.He is not playing with reality and needs to be locked up before he acts out even more.

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    1. Watcher

      It was a win, just not quite the one he’d deluded himself he’d get.

      He’ll probably spend the rest of the day congratulating himself on his “win” using his fake accounts…

    2. Mickey

      Alas I am blocked from Jon’s socks. I would love to hear what he is saying about winning.

  24. Mickey

    Just saw in the oranges boxes to the right it says “1 day since Yaniv got Kebobed.” Please, please never take that down!

  25. Cactus

    We, three of us also went to the kebab restaurant last night, had great testing kabobs with rice and salad.
    Met with the owner, and congratulated him regarding his court case and encourage him to go for the second Law suit.
    My spouse also posted a great review on the restaurant’s website.

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  26. Mickey

    I just spent some fun time on Facebook elucidating to them about a certain page that offers in-person advice about legal matters. This person is a pedophile as confirmed by the BC court system. I wonder if the fact that this person threatened me on FB before will make a difference. Hey there Jon. How does it feel to have your privacy invaded? I am SO much smarter than you. I am a woman with a big brain. Scary stuff. I also left you a comment or 2 but I am certain they are gone by now. Still, keeps you busy. You are welcome.

  27. Bobba

    This is wild. This is wilder than I could have ever imagined.
    The judge was so pissed off he told the defendant how to make his countersuit better and even suggested to the defendant that he should start another countersuit.

    But he big takehome here is that:
    1, a legal ruling that rex is not a service dog
    2, yet another legal ruling that states jonno is racist

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  28. 377

    jessica yaniv simpson 2023…

    QUOTE
    “This lawsuit will be bigger than my[sic] every one of my 2018 cases.”
    END OF QUOTE

    Hopefully a hell of a lot more than a measly $6,000.

  29. @fasterpussy

    Oh this is so great!! Massive congratulations to Mr Peroz. On another note, oh how I loved that advert. All the kids at school tangoing each other in the playground. Let’s tango John, someone run up behind him and tango with him every time he goes out in public. A good old fashioned Old skool U.K. style tangoing. John, you just got tangoed by the court system. How does it feel to be a serial LOLSUIT Looser!? Ps: love your dress :

    1. Jaime

      People should leave a simple note on his car

      I know what you did

  30. Watcher

    What needs to happen now is for the court documentation to explicitly state that Rexy is NOT a service dog.

    As that will be a public document, it is only right and proper that all the local businesses are given a copy of the page where this is stated so they know not to get involved in drawn out arguments with the retard, just refuse to serve him and kick him out if he tries the “service dog” stunt in future,

  31. BigBamBoo

    It would be awful if Langley RCMP heard that JY was misrepresenting his dog as a service dog which carries a $3000
    fine in and of itself but to use that in a con scheme to rip off a person of $35K , isn’t that a much more serious crime? What does the Langley RCMP think?

    1. nNANcy

      Crime? What crime. There’s nothing to see hear. Now move along.

  32. Vern Thurston

    I linked the complaint form you could fill out, you are a local resident. I encouraged the Great Afghan Kabob to file a complaint. Mr. Peroz and his Staff encountered the Yaniv Scam Duo with an innocent Dog used as Scam Bait. Rumour has it Johnathan killed his cat. Has anyone confirmed that?
    https://www2.gov.bc.ca/assets/gov/law-crime-and-justice/human-rights/guide-animals/spd0806-complaint-form.pdf

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