We have 18 articles waiting to go, covering eight criminal investigations (all have a minimum jail term), racism, harassment, inciting hatred, university disciplinary, court reports and more. We planned it all over the next few weeks but didn’t reckon on Yaniv. We hold our hands up; we are deeply ashamed of our utter failure. I don’t know how we will ever face the world again. Yaniv has finally succeeded in beating us. May I congratulate Yaniv on his stunning victory? We MEOW down to you. You are now officially the world’s biggest screwup. Not even I could have foreseen that Yaniv could screw up so many things in such a short space of time. You have screwed up so many times that we can’t keep up with articles. What a stunning and brave achievement.
On with the article! This will be a great shock to you all, so please take a moment to prepare yourself. I had to eat an entire olive garden chocolate cake to cure my totally not genuine diabetes when I first heard this, and I am gluten intolerant. Yaniv is suing a Muslim-owned business! – I did not see that coming, which is good, considering the bubble telescope can see Yaniv moving about Langley. I will give you a moment to recover from the sheer shock that this is happening. It is not as if Yaniv has any history of suing ethnic businesses for false reasons, is it?
As you all know, Yaniv is a particular fan of Halal meat and regularly brings it up (no pun intended) on social media, at university and indeed even in his campaign to be the chief Eunach on the students association board! So it was perfectly normal for him to turn to a Halal restaurant with his fake service dog and Rexie in tow when his completely not made-up “type 1 severe diabetes” just happened to get worse outside an Afghan restaurant. I mean it’s not as if they weren’t dozens of other establishments in the immediate area.
You Literally made a video calling halal meat shit and fake meat. Why would you even eat in there if you feel so strongly?
Now I am definitely NOT saying there are inaccuracies in the claim. I am sure point 1 is 100% true – bullshit
Rexy is two years old, barely enough time to be trained in anything. Has been claimed to be trained for things for over a year. But is still not toilet trained. She humps people in court and lunges at children and adults. (for clarity, this isn’t about Jessica this time) She is not even trained to be a pet dog. Your dog is a FAKE service dog.
Jess then goes inside to argue her case, which is odd in an apparent health emergency. She decides to have an argument during an alleged health emergency. Why not just take the Glucogan she admits to having?
Although she states clearly she had Glukagon with her in her post – Imaged at the top, which meant there never was any need to go anywhere for food, she drops it in the lawsuit. I could possibly speculate why she would do this. But another point in the claim that stood out for us was the claim that her health started to deteriorate due to this incident. No, Jessica, your health started to deteriorate when you grew to the size of a whale.
There is one other part that is so funny I had an asthma attack caused by laughing. (Maybe I should sue?)
I could make comments about the pigloo, the numerous complaints about odours or even the issue in Miriams building with faeces smeared over the place. But this time, I will defer to the astute legal judgement of a criminal Judge who, at Yanivs recent criminal trial, asked if it was the dog that he smelt – Yaniv bravely took it on the chins and confessed it was him and caused by his medication.
The entire claim is worthy of a booker prize for fictional comedy, but sadly, the courts still entertain this vexatious litigant. Or do they?