The Proclaimers (Scottish Band) wrote a song called a letter from America. It was a political dig at politics past and present. It was about the large number of Scots who became immigrants in Canada and America, where it was seen as the promised welcoming land. It was a common turn of phrase to say when people were leaving.
Sadly, Canada is no longer as welcoming to immigrants, certainly not by the Yaniv Mafia. But the song did pop into our heads at MM when we received our very own letter from a large continent Jessica Yaniv Simpson. Hooray, we thought Ms Yaniv was going to give us the “multiple court orders” she claims we have breached. Maybe she had decided to accept our offer of friendship after all? We even started planning flights to Canada for an Olive Garden party. It was even on her official SFU email!
Sadly, just like her catfish online dating profiles, we were disappointed again & quickly cancelled Olive Garden. Reality just doesn’t match. So what was her response, I hear you say? What words of wisdom did flow from her sausages fingers? Did she really send you the court orders she claims to have?
Sorry to disappoint you.
Just in case we didn’t get the message that she doesn’t actually have any court orders and has been committing serious crimes, she clarified her position in such a female-type way.
