Proving Rexie Isn’t a Service Dog for Dummies

We all know that Yaniv is not the sharpest tool in the box, but you would have thought that after 2 bruising court cases where Rexie was ruled to be an untrained mut with hygiene issues, he would have given up the service dog grift. Luckily for us, he is still serving up the lols for us to laugh at.

This article should be brought to the attention of anyone Yaniv threatens with court over the mut (Rexie, not Miriam) being refused entry. It is simply an idiot’s guide on how to beat him in court. The first three are easy peasy; even Yaniv couldn’t mess it up…

  1. Criminal Trial – Rexie was ruled to be Yanivs pet.
  2. Kebob Trial – Rexie humped the judge.
  3. Yaniv v Strata cases – Judge stated Rexie was not a service dog due to his behaviour.

4. You will never see a service dog sitting on furniture with its head on a table.

If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.

5. A service dog would not get up and scramble around the car like this. Any dog with a modicum of basic training would not scramble around the car like this. Apologies for the poor video.

It should also be noted that no one is questioning anything about Rexie – It’s the cat we want to know about!

We also note that if Rexie was a service dog, he would be really shit at his job because he hasn’t noticed that Yaniv’s nose has melted off.

 

WHERE IS THE KITTEN YANIV??

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