Even though Yaniv is so unloved that the global name for a breakup letter, “Dear Jon,” is named after him, Dear Jon is back and looking for love, this time on Facebook dating. Let’s take a look at his profile together (Well, if I have to see it, so do you).
In all honesty, I didn’t even know where to start. I am not saying he is lying in his profile, but I believe we have found the cause of the worldwide wildfires because Yaniv’s pants are well and truly on fire here.
“Bubbly Flower” Text & Photo by AI
As you might have guessed, Jon’s dating profile was written by AI, as was his main photo. What’s the game plan here, John? You go meet up for your first date. Are 300lbs heavier than your profile picture shows and have a 5’oclock shadow? Also, what’s that about your BA? I thought you told everyone you were now a UBC Law student, or is this a lie? You can’t keep your story straight when everything is made up, can you?
It should also be noted that even AI hasn’t been able to hide the fact he is a man.
I’m not so sure about the “Bubbly Flower.” It’s more likely to be poison Ivy.
Surely, other than his face, weight, profession, degree studies, job and claimed womanhood, there are no other porkies in his dating profile. (I typed this before realising Jon is just a big porker).
Criminal Law Expert
I guess I can’t fault him for lying here; John is indeed an expert on Criminal Law, although, for the women he’s trying to date, it’s for all the wrong reasons. Also, I’ve mentioned before that he needs to give it up with Peanut Marketing. It’s dead; you have no clients. You are a pariah porker that even Greenpeace wouldn’t rescue. What do you think lying about it on your dating profile will accomplish? She’s going to find out you are an unemployed bum, may as well lean into it upfront.
Okay, so maybe we could let him have this one; between him and Mrs Yaniv, the 4th, they must know a lot about criminal law. I don’t think that being an expert in breaking the law counts.
Jon claims to have been a long-term employee of Telus.
Oooh! We know all about this, Jon! I heard from one of your coworkers from Telus that you were fired within a week because you were so bad at it. I also know you had alienated your team within hours of starting and pissed off several customers. It seems this thing that you claim is transphobia appears in every single job or role you have had. Have you ever thought that it might just be YOU? Also, you keep telling the courts you are profoundly deaf. Why would you get a job speaking on the phone? I think you might be lying about something here.
Jon is a homeowner.
Although this is “true,” he fails to mention that all his neighbours know it as the pigloo due partly to its smell. Like any other farmyard animal, we know Jon is proud of his pigsty. He is so proud he included these photos that raised a red flag and an entire army of red flags. Uhh, you know what? I’d rather not ask you why your bathroom door doesn’t have a handle on it (maybe the fire brigade knows from the many times you called them out to flash them). Also, most people usually clean their house and at least pretend not to live in a pigpen. I guess that’s too much effort for an unemployed bum to clean their place, though. Seriously, dude, taking the locks off the bathroom door to let you “accidentally” walk in on anyone gives huge rapey vibes.
What I also noticed is that Rexy is wearing a shock collar. WHY? We don’t hold much hope for you being decent to others, but putting a shock collar on a dog is SICK, SICK, SICK. Why don’t you do the decent thing and have him rehomed with a family who will walk him, care for him, love him, look after him & not assault him? I have to say though as far as dating profile pictures the lack of bathroom locks is just way out there on the block never mind swipe.
Jon sued his hairdresser.
One of his photos caught my eye. Not so much for him looking semi-human when he wears a mask (big improvement for us all), but it was taken 4 years ago, and a lot has changed since then, not just the extra 100 pounds. Well, Jon, you did get that cool haircut 4 years ago, I bet you wish you could get it again, but you pissed off everyone in the industry, and now you’re left with that greasy mop on your head. Suing people from not wanting to go near you will do that.
So that’s it. Jon goes dating. What do you think of his profile? Is it catfish or scatfish? Will you swipe right on this feral hog? Or, like everyone else, will you run screaming from the gender-fluid Jabba the Hut?
If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.
What’s the betting that he’ll be taking legal action for “transphobia” if someone turns up for a date with him and walks away as soon as they see the state of him…
Naw, that’s a trick the UK trune would employ. Jon seems settled with everyone calling him a man since Twitter cleared out all the suspension happy woke assholes after Elon purchased it. Canadian police, who seem to have their own problems enforcing laws when it involves the trans community at least isn’t throwing mothers of 5 into jail or on bail simply for “misgendering” someone.
Everything Johnathan Yaniv is a Fraud and Deception due to his Delusions. He has serious DNA damage exasperated by hormones and toxic drugs from trying to transform into a Beauty Queen. Begin with his assumed name-Jessica Simpson-how clever, a Blonde Celebrity’s name. He has been trying to look like her for years-Delusion on display. He wrote a date bait ad for his Mom too. Cringe as he said “Come and get her boys”. What sort of deviant would ever say that about his Mother? My Lord he is deranged, and mean on top of it.
I’d love to have someone film the reaction of a Date’s initial reaction to the actual Yaniv. “Come on Darling hop on my Electric Scooter and off to Olive Garden then we can get down to business at my Pigloo”. “May I introduce my mom Miriam, she is coming with us” “Do you speak Yiddish?” Imagine the reaction on the escaped Mental Patients face? That Photo Shopped bait picture has Yaniv’s face inserted into a Models picture for a famous clothing designer. Yaniv is deranged, he doesn’t differentiate from reality and imaginary. As far as SFU goes, we will soon find out what his standing is. September is close, Year 2 or ??? He claims he is year 3-Impossible. More Delusions and Deceptions as per normal for the Delusional Scam Artist.
Wait, he wrote a date ad for his mom Miriam too? He made her a profile? Where? Shudder. Although in all honesty, its a lot funnier to picture Miriam on a date, at least you wouldn’t have to worry about her date, unlike her son, Jabba the mutts potential victims.
I did want to mention 1 other thing, I did an image search on his AI photos and it matched it with all females! Which made me wonder if those pics might trick an unsuspecting lesbian, perhaps we just think it looks masculine because we know its him? Ugh, now I’m worried about women in BC. I’m just hopeful (like I said below) that anyone who might meet him googles him first or requires a video chat.
@Jon Yanivs beret
“Which made me wonder if those pics might trick an unsuspecting lesbian, perhaps we just think it looks masculine because we know its him?”
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I sent the first pic to an elderly female pal, asked what she thought of “her” (yaniv) looks. She told me to look at the pic again as “it’s a bloke”. Feigning, I asked if she was sure and she replied “I might be getting on but I’m not stupid”.
Can you imagine what interest he would garner if he put up an untouched pic – Gervais’ Halloween tweet said it best.
His online AI pics are deceptive but face to face won’t fool anyone.
Ah…. there’s that pic out there of him looking straight into the camera and you can see his head leaning off to the left! It is hilarious! WTF does a human being do to themselves to actually put their head out of whack? It’s not like Jethro wore a helmet for 20 years (although as a short bus rider I have to wonder if that was where the system first failed him in a major way). Any and all references to him being a lop-sided potato head are bang on 100% honest. Anyway, the second he opens his mouth and starts to stammer in that baritone thick accent of his the jig is up. That’s a man baby! A Jewish man as well. (Does anyone else notice his Yiddish inflection when he speaks? Growing up in downtown Toronto I’m well aware of the community accent) It’s been two long and dry years since he was last fished. Once was great, twice was masterful, I somehow doubt we’re going to witness a third go round. I truly doubt he has the skills to suss out a catfisher but…..is there anyone left who could tolerate communicating with him for an extended period of time? Colour me skeptical but IMO both times he was fished it was by the same angler. They have likely moved on with their life. too bad. they were genius.
The AI turned them into the Elephant man from Mask
There is a standing offer on X which I think is up to $2500 for Jon to a) actually arrange a real date with a real someone, not a paid escort b) allow cameras to tag along and c) do an exit interview. Like the coward he is, the offer was ignored. Then again, the same person on X offered Jethro a full semester tuition, mealplans, and other expenses and in return Jethro would allow access to his complete academic record to date. Again, Jethro failed to respond because it would clearly show lousy marks and no degree path, just courses he’s taking for grifting sake (student loans, grants, bursaries)
1 thing jumped out at me that wasn’t addressed, the profile has a section that says “what matches are saying about Jessica” then describes it as “compliments by matches who chatted with or met with Jessica” and the three words submitted were friendly, genuine, and respectful. WHAT?!? if I had to pick 3 antonyms to his personality those would be it. This creep would find a way to disrespect a houseplant. Methinks people are trying to pawn him off on others. Or they’re afraid he’ll report them for “transphobia” so they pick the first nice word they see and move on. And did someone actually meet this cretin? Doubtful, especially since nowadays most people Google someone they’re going to meet, or insist on video chatting prior to meeting. Imagine seeing his big ole lopsided mug pop on video? A combo of Rocky Dennis and Jabba the Hutt. The reality is he probably made another profile with his real (but filtered of course) images and said those things about himself. He has never had a compliment in his life that wasn’t self generated, so why would this be any different?
MM called him gender fluid Jabba the Hutt but I think he’s more like genderless Jabba the Mutt. Lol.
Thank you as always MM! We appreciate all your hard work, time, diligence and money spent in exposing this creep.
Can’t wait to hear what Trev has to say about this. Lol
We know from video evidence that Yaniv and Mrs Yaniv the 4th are very close.
I figured he created 3 sock accounts to make comments about himself.
1 thing jumped out at me that wasn’t addressed, the profile has a section that says “what matches are saying about Jessica” then describes it as “compliments by matches who chatted with or met with Jessica” and the three words submitted were friendly, genuine, and respectful. WHAT?!? if I had to pick 3 antonyms to his personality those would be it. This creep would find a way to disrespect a houseplant. Methinks people are trying to pawn him off on others. Or they’re afraid he’ll report them for “transphobia” so they pick the first nice word they see and move on. And did someone actually meet this cretin? Doubtful, especially since nowadays most people Google someone they’re going to meet, or insist on video chatting prior to meeting. Imagine seeing his big ole lopsided mug pop on video? A combo of Rocky Dennis and Jabba the Hutt. The reality is he probably made another profile with his real (but filtered of course) images and said those things about himself. He has never had a compliment in his life that wasn’t self generated, so why would this be any different?
MM called him gender fluid Jabba the Hutt but I think he’s more like genderless Jabba the Mutt. Lol.
Thank you as always MM! We appreciate all your hard work, time, diligence and money spent in exposing this creep.
Can’t wait to hear what Trev has to say about this. Lol
I did have 1 question, he sued his hairdresser? I somehow missed that. Is it in the document library on here?
The “compliments to Jessica” section will just be the same old tired fake account trick that he uses to make out people support what he says
Imagine you order the same stainless steel, double door fridge that Nancy Pelosi keeps her ice cream in, and a second-hand esky turns up and it has no handle. This is where our man Jon could rack up more criminal charges, as if he cares. This is fraud, some poor young lesbian is going to see his picture and his ridiculous AI written profile and she’ll turn up. Jon the lesbian, yeah, right! They should keep an ambulance on stand-by because when she turns up and sees the rest of THING from the ADDAMS Family she’s going to either run or have a coronary or both. He must declare he’s a man and if by some miracle, if he gets to third base and she doesn’t know he’s a man it could be classed as rape, in any event to get to this point drugs would have to be involved. You’re setting yourself up for heart-break and failure Jon, look in the mirror, make it a big one. You are grossly obese, you smell like faeces and urine, you dress like Margaret Thatcher on LSD and you are one of the ugliest men ever born, have a look at your face, you look like Alfred E. Neuman from MAD Magazine with a party wig on after he’s eaten three large pizzas a day for five years. You have the personality of a Jellyfish. What are you going to do if you get a date anyway? You have no sexual organs to speak of and what would the conversation be like, “Oh, I’m a high profile lawyer”. When it should be, “I’m on bail awaiting trial on serious criminal charges”. As soon as you speak it’s like a cringey scene from The Office. I suppose you could show her photos of your pus covered crotch just after surgery but don’t order any dessert with custard on it after. If you get a permanent thing going, I wonder if she’ll wait for you while you’re in jail? We’ve seen his pathetic dating efforts in the past. It goes like this- “Hello, I’m a trans lesbian, you’re so cute, I love you to the part of the moon where the Indian’s landed and back, let’s get married, I have huge wedding plans, I’ve brought a massive ring and had wedding dresses tailored for both of us and I have the location, it’s so romantic, oh, damn I’ve been catfished. Again!
What “day adventures” exactly?…bread stick stuffing at Olive Garden? Videoing exteriors of prison / court houses? Sitting in a car park outside his mother’s strata? Ferry tampon trips?
Let’s face it he never talks about going to the movies, socialising at the local pub, enjoying the theatre, clubbing it, sport spectating, clothes shopping without his ma, girly nights…
Here’s hoping another male “lesbian” uses an AI pic, butter wouldn’t melt profile and the two meet up.
“Day adventures” likely mean being locked in the basement with a single naked light bulb crackling and flickering 24 hours constantly while his poor date begs for basic human needs like water and a place to relieve themselves. Jethro has entirely himself to blame for this. Just him. Who decided to whack off their own genitals? Oops, poor word choice. Who can long longer whack off their own genitals, in any way, shape, or form? If he can’t do it neither can a partner so why would be bother finding someone?
He mentioned to the last angler how lonely his life was, how he felt sorry for himself, give me pity pity pity the world is so transphobic, he only wants someone to love and cherish and abuse 24/7. The female of the species decided long ago to have nothing to do with creeps like him and developed inner alarms telling them to run like hell when meeting a deviant like him. This is why he has no friends, no companions, not even someone he can call a casual bud to hit a show with or a Canucks game. Nobody to even have a casual breakfast with on a lazy Saturday morn. That sounds terrible, it sounds like he’s still in lockdown. All from his own actions. Does this wooden head really think he’ll find someone willing to accept his criminal antics, his non-stop grifting, his faux disabilities, his lack of employability, his racism, pathological lying, pedo tendencies and finally lack of personal hygiene? Speaking honestly it would have to be another person who was intellectually challenged or someone without the ability of sight and hearing. Hopefully carers will make sure anyone challenged is kept away from Yaniv. Jessica “Serenity” Simpson. What a fucking joke. This near illiterate sub cretinous imbecile with the personality of a toxic vat of industrial waste wants a partner. Lots of decent people are single for a variety of reasons but this mess thinks he’s deserving of someone?
All so true nNan! And even if he did manage to meet another grossly obese, deviant, smelly, racist criminal they still would NEVER be interested in him because he’s a total asshole and doesn’t know how to make a connection with people. It’s all about him, all the time. We saw it with Ari, he never asked her any questions about herself, he ignored most of what she said and/or asked, etc. He is the most socially inept lump on earth – DEF doomed to a life of loneliness. How reassuring! I’m thankful he’s so socially inept, he’ll never be able to groom someone to the point that they become a victim irl. Anytime he met someone in real life it went bad, quickly, usually within hours. He exudes creepiness and elicits pure visceral disgust from every woman on earth. He’s the poster child for inceldom. He’ll have to settle for creeping on Omegele and Liveme. He’ll die a virgin, even working girls have some standards, and he don’t meet them. Not now, when he was Jon he could’ve paid a working girl, but as Jessica the smelly eunuch? Not a chance in hell. The amount of money it would take, he ain’t got. Ha! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know he’ll die a lonely, miserable virgin EXACTLY like grifting pedos deserve.
The only person that would want to date Yaniv that is not a delusional manchild is his mother. Yaniv and his mammy are very sexually close to each other. And also, Yaniv only watches preschool shows because of his extremely low IQ.
And another thing, Kiwi Farms will never go away as long as Yaniv lives.
Yaniv will NEVER get a friend, much less a date. He is really the second Elliot Rodger except that he is so obese that he cannot even walk right. He is also just about as violent as Elliot and he is probably planning on doing something that is even unspeakable for Meow Mix.
At least the metadata on the photos are correct; Metchosin – place of stinking fish. Obviously it is used both for body oder or the smell emanating from the pigaloo.
Used in a sentence: The smell coming from the folds of skin over there gaunt that incubated fungus, mold and yeast smelled like metchosin.
https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/metchosin
History and Settlement
The origin of the name Metchosin is a Straits Salish word, smets-shosin. The term means “place of stinking fish” or “place smelling of fish oil.” The name arose perhaps after a dead whale washed up on the beach. Sir James Douglas, a Hudson’s Bay Company trader and later governor of Vancouver Island, referred to the area as “Metchosin.” This spelling is used today.
Jon is skinny (for the angry user who dislikes the ritual posting. Yaniv is fat. If that is a problem for you, tell him to lose weight and stop being a fat fucking pedophile sex pervert eunuch who looks like a mash up between a bucket of lard, a bloated dead manatee wearing lipstick in motel 6 curtains, and bubbled over curdled mashed potatoes. Jon is horrifically, comically and disgustingly obese and ugly, and is a complete eyesore to behold. And that is just his physical appearance, which in comparison to his actual sociological being, makes this diseased carcass of an aborted whale fetus look like Fabio. Every day I wake up and am amazed at the occuranxe that this eunuchs cholesterol filled black heart hasn’t just up and quit from a basic motion. )
Congratulations – You made a Yaniv is fat comment that is interesting.
Yanivisfatposter is fat. Abby Anderson from the Last of Us Part 2 is a much better looking transgender.
This had me howling. Congrats. I sus the owner is OK with creative stuff like this. I know I am.
My worry with Jethro is the all encompassing inevitable flameout at 40,000 feet and the resultant crash of an A380 jet loaded with 700 pax into a highly congested area with so many innocents, like a school for example.
My gut tells me, but I hope not, that Jethro will get furious at the world after losing the criminal trial, the Kabob trial, the Kabob BCHRT hearing, the seniors trial (and hopefully their hearing at the BCHRT), Rexy’s care costs, being labelled vexatious and prohibited from filing lolsuits, and a potential SPCA investigation. He’s about to lose the Pac Coast Health thing to kick off a great fall! With luck he’ll spaz out and get booted from all PS education and start getting bills for the student loans. Add to all this he WILL either be homeless or under a number of liens against the Pigloo and even if he sells and discharges them where is he gonna live? With the non-existent girlfriend we all laugh about? Nope. At the end of all of this, which I predict will be mid 2024 Jon will finally no longer have 2 fucks to give. We all know what happens when that happens. Someone is going on a rampage with whatever they can muster up for deadly weapons. Then the danger watch has to begin in earnest. Will Jethro stand on the courtroom steps and douse himself with gas and light a match to protest against the dreaded transphobes? Nope. No narc will. And since it’s always about him all the time you can be sure if he decides to grandstand he’ll TRY something horrid. Then comes all the hand wringing from the authorities about learning valuable lessons and how nobody could have seen it coming.
This is hilarious because no lesbian would take a look at his picture and not be able to clock him for what he is. Actually no human being with reasonable eyesight would miss it either, even me and I need reading glasses. It’s also fun to watch how dumb he is on his Twitter where he has these ridiculous pics as his profile but then posts other pics of him in the flesh so to speak. Does he really think people don’t see them and think, huh? He is an excellent example of how people don’t need to remember to breath because if we did? He’d have been a goner a long time ago; he is really just that dumb. It’s fun to watch him fail and lucky for us he provides us with endless sources of laughter. Thanks Jon!