If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.
There has been some excitement on this side of the pond from a small hotel in Wales having fallen most foul (not just the guests’ BO) when a suspicious couple of guests robbed them blind before escaping by a lopsided car. We can’t think of what it was about the Yanivs that led us to conclude they were actually here and on vacation.
I mean, the two’s description is totally nothing like the Yanivs crime clan. The two perpetrators were described as one being thin, dark-haired, haggard like a dead person and spoke with an Eastern accent & the other looked like a grease ball version of the male monster munch character that must have used chemicals to fit in its clothes, given they were 1 stitch away from there being absorbed by a blubber mountain. Maybe it wasn’t Wales – Could it have been whales? The featured image is the monster munch character – You should try them; they have been my favourite snack until now.
The pair arrived at the hotel with no luggage but returned to their car to fetch empty bags to fill up items from their room. (Nope, I can’t think of any event that the Yanivs would do this).
They escaped with two fluffy white bath towels, two hand towels, an electric fan, two lamps, a kettle, a tea caddy, several toilet rolls, a box of tissues, a period emergency kit and a tower extension block with USB ports.
The ‘super friendly’ duo even took the remote control before scarpering with their haul – valued at £300.
The owner has put the CCTV pictures on social media, asking people to come forward to name and shame the room strippers. However, in a completely opposite style to the Yanivs, the two suspects have phoned the local police force to report that they are being bullied and harassed and needed a waaaahmbulance.
Now we know that Yaniv and Mrs Yaniv the 4th would never do something like this, and it is the complete opposite of any stunning and brave behaviours we have seen before. So I have no idea why these two knobheads reminded me so much of them. Oh Wait….
****UPDATED****
We have been contacted by the two disgusting criminals who ransacked their hotel room before leaving. They have an extensive criminal history but they would like us to point out that they have no connection to Jessica Yaniv or Mrs Yaniv the 4th & would take action unless we made it clear to our readers. The female in particular, would like to point out that she is a female and weighs 200 pounds less than Yaniv. Meow Mix apologises for confusing the two based on descriptions.
Great Read MM – Made me giggle well done x
Holy F. The UK is lost. When grifting becomes the stripping of lodging rooms that makes even travellers look like upstanding respectable citizens. Does the UK branch of the Yaniv crime family really think that a living it to me made doing this? Towels? Remote controls? Jesus. Next they’ll be suing the owners for not having valuable enough stuff to steal.
The shifty bastard sure knows how to manipulate the coppers. He is well aware that if he rings them up and tells them that a reporter is hurting his feelings that he will get no response so he always throws in the old, “they have a gun”, or a bomb threat, that was in the old days, now he rings them and gets arrested. Soon the fat fuck will be in jail.
Now that he’s been convicted of 1 false reporting and is charged with a second, they don’t believe a word he says lol. And they know he’s a professional bull shitter after he claimed they sexually assaulted Miriam and didn’t give him special treatment when he was briefly incarcerated. If he ever did enjoy some trans privilege with them he burned that house to the ground. He is apparently helpless against his compulsion to treat everyone like shit
He treats people exactly like he smells: shit.
This I cannot wait for. He should have been jailed after his second conviction for criminal code violations but he gets a SECOND CONDITIONAL DISCHARGE! UNHEARD OF for violent offences. If you ever required proof the system is protecting this violent racist pedo “trans” woman you need look no further.