Jessica Yaniv is 100% Not A Predator!

Camouflage Definition

“Camouflage refers to the use of a combination of materials, illumination or colouration that makes an animal blend in with its environment or makes it harder to spot.  Some types of camouflage  are also used to disguise animals as something else.”

Camouflage is a natural phenomenon that plants and animals use to blend into their environment. Prey will use it to hide from their predators. Predators however use it to avoid detection and get closer to their victims, often creating a perception that they are harmless, whilst in reality, the opposite is true.

Predators, such as the Stone Flounder, a flatfish, lay still on the ocean floor, buried under the sand, waiting for their prey. Human predators like Amy George an evil sadistic man called Andrew Millar, disguise themselves to enable them to get as close as possible to their prey. Never has the saying a wolf in sheep’s clothing ever meant so much.

Thanks to her stunning and brave activism in the face of all attempts at scatfishing her, we know that despite the charges of violence, lying to the police or having prohibited weapons, there is no one on earth that embodies the very being of a pillow princess than our dear friend and landwhale with genital warts Jessica Yaniv. 

Jessica Yaniv Simpson would never alter her pictures to make her look like a human women female teenage girl. If JY did do that or even creep after kids from a band, it would look like JY was indeed a predator using camouflage to get closer to her teen girl targets, and we know that could never happen.

If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a Jessica Simpson look no further.

Do you see what we mean? Lovely Jessica would never alter her face and photos to camouflage itself. After all, ONLY a predator would do that, and we know that isn’t JYS.

Oh, wait..

The image where you ask if you should go back to the pageant scene. You were never on it. You gate-crashed the teenage girls’ breakfast and event with your mad mother before being removed for the girls’ safety. The nearest you will get to any pageant scene is at your local male correctional “bitch” pageant, and even then, you would be chucked out because not even big bill, who shags gorillas, would want you.

Why Jessica? How could you do this to us? We thought you were this lovely teenage girl, but now we know you are a middle-aged fat man who camouflages his looks like Amy George to get closer to your prey. How will we ever recover? We need a new headline!

Your favourite part now, Jon Boy – WHERE IS THE DOG? Do you have your case packed for the Karma train because it is really close now?

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