It is Groundhog Day again, readers. The Yaniv circus swept into town (via Teams) for the latest hearing for Miriam’s sentencing. As a quick recap, this sentencing relates to Miriam’s meltdown in her building before threatening to burn it down! As a side note, Miriam is always worse when she has had more time than usual with her genetically divergent offspring. The quick point is that her sentencing has been put off until another date. That is that bit done.
BUT there was so much more going on here that is newsworthy. First, Miriam now has a new lawyer, her third or fourth one for this case! Something that even the judge and the crown prosecutor remarked on. We get the impression that they have never seen a defendant sacked by their lawyers so often. Trust the Yanivs to be leading the pack on that one.
Then there is the plea. If you remember the last time Miriam had decided she was innocent and had pled not guilty, despite previously having pled guilty. Well, she is now back to guilty! I genuinely think both of them could pull off an insanity plea. JK Rowling got it right when she wrote the Harry Potter line “nuttier than squirrel pooh.
But for Miriam, the next bit speaks volumes. She has been ordered to appear in person for the sentencing rather than on teams, and you could see from her face that she knows this isn’t good news for her, especially as the final sentencing will be at least TWO hours long. She had already looked haggard before that, but so would anyone living with the landwhale.
While talking about the landwhale, it would be remiss of us not to comment on our “UBC Legal eagle”. We say UBC because it looked like the UBC fairy had vomited all over him. Thankfully, he had been provided with “Thunderbird”, the UBC mascot sweatshirt and just in case you didn’t guess, he had something to do with UBC; the numpty had his email address showing. He took 5 minutes to threaten the rest of the court with RCMP action should he receive any email that suggested he took a bath or, as he called it, hateful.
It was also noted that he is either stuffing his over-the-shoulder boulder holder with used tampons or he has put on 200 pounds (likely). Secondly, he looks like he has put on 200 pounds in general. I guess he isn’t walking Rexy at all these days (Proof of life required), not that he ever did. But the best bit is that he looked like he was stoned out of his tree. He could barely function; he was drooling and couldn’t even sit up properly. Never mind keeping his eyes open. It was just as well Miriam was there to prop him up.
The Yaniv Circus rumbles on. If you want to hear more about the insane world of Jessica Yaniv a.k.a. Jessica Yaniv Simpson, look no further. What are your thoughts on Mrs Yaniv, the 4th in court?
