Jessica Jonathan Yaniv Simpson isn’t going to have a good 2026.
Happy New Year to Everyone, Except the Yaniv clan.
January 25th, 2026 is the anniversary of Jack Yaniv’s death in 2013. This has always been a time of mayhem for Jon.
Add on that Jon had until January 24th to pay off the debt on his condo. Add in Miriam is due back in court Jan 26th, 2026* correction – January 21 actually – to face her criminal assault and uttering death threat charges. Given her past probation, folks around these parts assume she will get another probation. Jon’s been busy sending pizzas to the senior residents of the condo, and many other people that are putting the pressure on him. MM have been waiting for the nut to crack. MM also wonder if this is the Ghost of Jack paying them back for never giving him a tombstone?
One of those folks now putting pressure on Jon, is that PI that hired him in 2025, Turns out she should have taken the advice of the dozens of people that warned her and read this website. That PI was in court today for her alleged crimes, so take her words for what you will. The information she and many others have submitted regarding that whole side drama is rather amusing to the Mew Crew.
According the PI – Jon falsely put in a claim for an injury he sustained at work, to something in Canada called WCB. We looked it up. It is for a type of welfare, employment income thing but for those with injuries on the job. Did fatty fall down a set of steps while acting as a Skip Tracer? Who knows, but the info coming in the emails has been funny to read. Jon in turn has reported the PI claiming fraudulent Affidavits in which he identified as a Skip Tracer working for the PI. The PI then claimed there was ‘hitman’ hired to take out Jon and other various parties that Jon has now teamed up with. Jon applied to the RCMP for a protection order, asking for a squad of cops to protect him 24/7. It’s all rather hilarious, and we could not make this up if we tried. However, that whole big-pile-of-of shit really has had zero changes to Jon’s life, aside from getting him attention and giving him a chance to stalk and harass even more people with pizzas – MM are just watching the shenanigans. If any of it ever leads to actual criminal actions against Jon, or actual verifiable facts, MM will report on it. Until then we will enjoy the “drama” show. You can too, most of it is referenced on various X (Twitter) accounts, and Facebook.
Foreclosure Time
This is really what we have been all waiting on. In August 2017 Miriam Yaniv bought her son a Condo so she and her sister could escape living with Jon. In 2026, not even 10 years later, he is about to have the condo sold in a Foreclosure and he will be left with nothing. From people in the area, we have found out that real estate in Langley, specially condos, aren’t selling even for assessed value, in fact it seems sales are so bad they go sometimes for 100,000 less! MM wonder if Alta West will recoup all of what they are owed? It’s good news to us though, since it means there will be nothing left in equity and Jon might still end up owing. He might claim bankruptcy – but time will tell. One thing MM do know – no lawsuit, no AI music dream, no extorting businesses with bad reviews, no student loan scams will save him from this. His credit rating will be toast for the next 7 years and at nearly 40 – this fat man has nothing to be proud of, nothing.
2026 for everyone else will be an entertaining show, watching the Yaniv’s unravel from their own bad karma.
ORDER FOR CONDUCT OF SALE
January 15th, 2026: Not wasting any time Alta West Mortgage Corporation have submitted a Notice of Application to the Court. (See below.) It states that since ZERO money has been paid, so on January 29th, 2026 at 9:45 am PST Alta West will seek an Order for Conduct of Sale.
Jon has the opportunity to respond to this Notice using a Form 33 within several days. MM researched this, and basically he could cry to the court asking for more time to pay, but his daydreams of suing anyone and drumming up nearly $400,000 is just pie in the sky. MM highly doubt the court will grant him any more time. It is clear NO ONE will lend him the funds. MM are surprised that Miriam and the aunt didn’t sell or refinance to try to bail him out – maybe the old birds have some sense left? They probably don’t have cents left though, and that is why.
MM are pretty certain this is a done deal, but will update you as the court files hit the CSO.
On January 29th, 2026 – if Jon boy doesn’t magically pull a tampon out of his arse, to delay things – it looks like the court will grant the Order for Conduct of Sale. This will immediately transfer the Title Ownership of the condo into the name of Alta West Mortgage Corp and allow them to immediately put the property up for sale using a real estate agent, auction or private sale method. The Notice outlines the realtor fees that could be paid out of the sale – something MM forget to deduct in our previous calculations. The Notice outlines that Jon will have to let the real estate agent and Alta West have access to the condo, to appraise the value, and to show to prospective buyers.
Gawd can you imagine the state of the place! If you recall the condition of the pace years ago, when Jon himself posted photos online showing his mess. (See The Filthy Lair of The Pig)
If Jon refuses access, oh boy – MM imagine this could get ugly. Is it terrible that MM is hoping for a show down and an eviction? MM is certain the folks at The Hawthorne are thrilled that Jon’s reign of terror over the building will finally end later this year.
Jon will be homeless. Harassing his mother, and aunt, or local shelters? Living under a bridge, with pizza boxes and tampons? That AI obtained BA from SFU could be used to start a fire to keep warm, or roast some hot dogs.
Congrats Jonathan.
Notice of Application: