Jessica Simpson, of WAXMYBALLS infamy, changed his name from Jonathan Yaniv to Jessica Yaniv in 2018 – then burnt that name to the ground with his racism and then convictions for death threats to Billboard Chris, and illegal weapons convictions after appearing on Blair White‘s podcast. Alex Jones appearances solidified the pedophile reports, and Ricky Gervais making fun of Jon’s balls really drove that name into the grave. So in the typical tactic of a criminal, Jonathan changed his name to Jessica Serenity Simpson. We were all surprised it wasn’t Taylor Swift. Or Lauren Cimorelli.
After all, in another life Jonathan Yaniv stalked the YouTube underage teenager girl band from 2012-2015, and even created a FACEBOOK page in 2012 pretending to be Lauren Cimorelli. The page amassed over 22,000 followers as Jon larped around pretending to be Lauren Cimorelli and perving on underaged fans of the band. Thankfully it looks like the follower count is dropping as they catch on.
In 2023, Jon decided to rename the page and pretend the 22K of Cimorelli Band fans were supporters of his delusional future as a Lawyer and his “business” named The Practise of Jessica Simpson. However he didn’t even bother to untag himself from all the Cimorelli history. So it’s all there, all the tagged photos, and the fake comments in the timeline show very clearly Jon was pretending to be Cimorelli.
Serenity Rose
In October 2025, Jon decided to rename the Facebook page Serenity Rose.
Yet another AI delusional version of himself, this time making the worst AI music ever. Everyone at MeowMix wonder if Fatboy Dim really thought that he was going to become rich off making AI music? We asked around and discovered, Jon’s probably spent a few hundred dollars on making and publishing all this music on Spotify – and who knows how much buying followers. It’s sad, because anyone can look up the fact that musical streaming sites only pay out $0.003 per play. (Not a typo, it is less than 1 cent per play.) After the distributor takes their fees, Jon’s paid-for-followers aren’t going to get Jon that mortgage pay out.
How many careers is this now? Tech reviewer of sex toys blogger. WordPress guru. Liquor store taste test sample slinger. Mr. Swirl shit stopper. (Did that legal case disappear? Suing everyone that ever hires you is a sure fire resume builder.) Telephone help desk caller. SFU Researcher. Indigenous Métis Princess. PI Detective Legal Server. Service Dog Balls Handler? I am sure we are forgetting something. Oh yeah, Vexatious Litigant in the Supreme.
Although MeowMix appreciate the laughable titles of his songs. Shocker that “Poop Doesn’t Lie” isn’t a banger and Taylor Swift didn’t beg to cover it at her shows. Speaking of, Jon named one of his AI creations exactly the same as the Taylor Swift track – just to get accidental listens. Given Jon’s IG and X (Twitter) accounts are private and he only has about 500 followers there – those 8 views are probably all the catfish that send us these photos! MeowMix thanks our actual fans.
Serenity Now
Cleanse your soul before you read on. If you thought his AI songs about shit were bad…
Candy Drip Cartel
It gets worse. He isn’t just Serenity Rose – he is Candy Drip Cartel. So two new fake identities. So that’s a few more dollars for those music releases.
It also is apparent that Jonathan Yaniv has BOUGHT another Facebook page with 25.9K followers.
What won’t this man do for attention? So that’s a few hundred or few thousand more likely – wasted on ignoring his debts.
I bet Miriam is so proud. Actually – wait – has anyone seen Miriam since the summer? Mother dearest was not at the SFU Grad, and there were no photos of Mother Miriam with FatBastard in his Grad Tent-Gown? Is she still alive? Has Jon ate her?
Anyway, money well spent eh Fatboy Dim?
Jon rebranded the Facebook page from Creatures Ferris (started in 2015) to Candy Drip Cartel. Jon is pretending he has a musical partner!
We all know Jon’s only partner’s in life are fake, imaginary and catfishes. So even though this is sad, it’s predictable. Is there a marriage in the future between Serenity RosaParks and the imaginary CandyDip?
Once again, Jon didn’t even bother to remove the past connections and posts to the old Facebook page that he purchased. So it has been easy to research this whole mess.
But wait, it gets much much worse.
Creatures Ferris
Creatures Ferris was a real person, he was a DJ that did house music – his name was Christopher Ferris Shambayati.
He died in October 2021.
Creatures Ferris YouTube (2020 last video post)
Creatures Ferris Spotify (last single was January 25, 2021)
So Jon bought the late Creatures Ferris‘s old Facebook page and rebranded it as Candy Drip Cartel – and we doubt this person’s former friends and followers are even aware. How bloody awful. Imagine your loved one’s past musical history being used like this.
Jon’s hit a new low. Our sympathies go out to the family and friends of this young man.
We can only hope they all unfollow, or Facebook removes the page.
The Real Cimorelli Band
Given that Facebook never bothered to remove the Cimorelli Facebook page when it was rebranded 2 times now, we at MeowMix don’t feel very hopeful that Meta will do anything for the memory of Christopher Ferris Shambayati.
We are happy to see the Cimorelli Band girls have grown up and are still making music. Their real Facebook profile has 2.4 million followers and new music to check out. They put out videos regularly to their YouTube have 5.37M subscribers followers.
Thank goodness they came out ahead after being targeted and perved on by WaxMyBalls.
Tone Deaf
Jon always claims to be deaf, and this music goes to show – he is totally tone deaf. Governments could use this crap to torture people, by playing it on repeat. This isn’t the first time Jon has pretended to be musical. He sang before (video on MeowTube) and tried his hand at being a pedi-dj to perv on the kids. He pretended to work for a local to him artist named Chelsko at one point. Always with the fraudulent claims.
Jewish Christmas
Now Jonathan Yaniv says he is trying to get AI to write Christmas songs. What does a Jewish man know about Christmas? What does a Jewish man know about being a woman? What does a Jewish man do when he can’t hold down a job and pay for his mortgage? Maybe Jon should stick to what he knows – wait, what does he know aside from being a shitty human being?
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