Happy Christmas, Jessica Yaniv; we hope you have enjoyed your day sitting alone in your shit-stained apartment, knowing that your entire circus is crashing around about you and the person you paid to try and hack Meow Mix has sent us all the correspondence. You are fucked, mate and myself, my family, and all my friends have been sitting laughing ourselves silly today over a few bottles of champagne and lots of food.
That’s the difference between you and me or even you and Donald, who was invited to spend his time today celebrating Christmas with friends. We have our faults and make mistakes, but you are an unlovable paedophile, convicted criminal, and STD infested carcass of evilness. So when we were sent this, we thought it would be worth sharing. At least that way, one person is wishing you a Merry Christmas.
