Author: MeowMix Online

It was the night before Christmas and all through the StrataNot a creature stirring not even a fake service dog The dildoes were all hung by the chimney with careIn hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there The children were all nestled all snug in their bedsWhile visions of Drag Queens danced in their…

You can never have enough festive songs to get you in the mood for Christmas. So without further ado, we give you. “Dashing without the balls” We would LOVE to hear your versions! Remember we now automatically approve 90% of comments.