We always try to make light of the never-ending saga of the Yanivs of Langley, mainly to raise the spirits of the 100’s of victims that have had to deal with them for years. Sometimes though and ever increasing so it is impossible to parody a parody.
Yesterday we brought you the news that Mad Miriam the 4th wife had yet again been arrested and banned from her own house. Now given that she is on a peace bond for another crime, waiting for sentencing for 4 more and on bail with the proviso she doesn’t harras, contact or do anything else to her neighbours you would assume, that like any normal person she would bunk up with her devil’s seed, shut up and stay quiet.
Luckily for us, Mrs Yaniv the 4th is NOT a normal person, just like anyone else who appears to share some genetic material in common.
We received an email yesterday from a local business owner who had witnessed the Yaniv clan, INCLUDING Yaniv’s Mother Aunt causing a disturbance in a parking lot next door to the building Yaniv’s mum resides in and is banned from. (On a side note thank you to the local Langley group who have been distributing warning posters, this local business owner mentioned them and thanks you.)
Our witness describes the three trolls harassing residents of Miriam’s building who were sitting on their balcony. In particular, JYS was shouting obscene insults at the elderly residents. Our witness believes it was residents on the 3rd or 4th floors. The witness tells us that both Miriam and John had their cars with them, apparently, Jon’s Pathfinder is now even more lopsided than his face. The bag ladies and Yaniv got back in their cars to drive away, when Mrs Yaniv the 4th reversed into a parked car. Of course, being the fine upstanding citizens that they are they stopped immediately to leave a note with insurance and contact details the convicted criminals they are they thought they could make a getaway.
Our witness describes two people, possibly residents at Miriam’s Building (they could also be random strangers) taking note of Miriam’s licence plate. No surprise that our lumbering lumberjack then had a go and the woman (funny how he never picks on men) by screaming in his affected gay male voice to mind her own business. For a lawyer, he sure doesn’t give a feck about the actual law. It is believed that the woman possibly responded by calling Yaniv a big pussy but another witness claims she said you have a rotten pussy. Either way, both are completely true. Of course, nonce chops the lumberjacker started screeching about transphobia & without a fire alarm nearby, called RCMP. Because calling the police when your mum’s criminal driving led to her crashing into a parked car & subsequent attempt to flee is really the normal thing to do. Not even DFS would grass his mum up just to claim transphobia.
The outcome? Four (yes four!!!!) RCMP units attending the scene trying to deal with foghorn Jon and his troll gang of 3. Or as a bystander was heard to say “Just another day at the Yaniv Zoo”
The rotten pussy comment ruined me. I didn’t see it coming and I was drinking coffee at the time. Thanks for the excuse to clean my computer screen!!! Is this incident after the crusty crab’s mother’s most recent arrest or is this in addition to it? I am absolutely chortling with glee. My guess is the fam thinks you can harass others as long as the 3 doofus’s themselves aren’t in the building. So obviously this means they can do so from the parking lot next door.
I can NOT wait for the laughs and comments to come. Trev, you and the others know who you are. Please don’t let us down.
On a serious note, I vote we start a fundraiser to give the resident’s of Miriam’s building a kick-ass celebration party once she is gone. Let’s face it, they are gonna have one anyway. Why should they have to pay for it alone? 🙂
How hilarious would it have been if the car M hit was occupied and they driver rolled out the door onto ground screaming injury?
This is a new incident, they appear to have assumed hat it doesn’t break the rules of they did it from another parking lot.
I feel like I won the lottery and I am so glad Langley finally did.
I’d gladly donate for the Strata party, perhaps Afghan Kebob could deliver?
I will donate triple for that!!!
I second this!!! can we start a paypal account or something to start collecting funds? Id happily give my last dollar so they can celebrate the removal of Beelzebub and their sin spawn.
What could we name it?
Bacterial infections can enter the bloodstream and make you cray cray and have hallucinations. Of course, Jon was cray cray before he went to the chop shop and ended up with an axe wound between his legs.
I pictured this all happening in my head having studied the layout of the land using Google Maps eons ago. The soundtrack? Why, I’m glad you asked. None other than Benny Hill. Just imagine all 500 lb. of the dainty one and entourage in stop motion hilarity!
This entire saga is hilarious but also sad.
Sad because innocent elderly folks can’t live in peace.
Sad because it’s another example of how useless the justice system is when it comes to dealing with individuals who have no business belonging in society as repeatedly demonstrated by their actions. A proper judge would have had John declared a vexatious litigant way before this and Miriam either imprisoned or committed to an asylum. Instead they’re out and about abusing tax payers, tax payer dollars and the reputation of the courts.
Lefties loves to wax on about “indigenous ways” of doing things. Someone should ask an indigenous person about what their ancestors would have done to the Yanivs. Methinks the answer would have been something along the lines of set adrift on a leaky canoe.
Find out how to have some declared vextaious and we don’t have asylums here. Colony farms is for NCR people. It was th right wing BC Libtards aka BC United who shut down Riverview Hospital and sold the land to there buddies for a song.
You must be a BALL (or two hairy ones) at parties. Do I know you?
I’m so happy that I can’t stop crying.
I’m so happy that I’m laughing through my tears.
Gordon Sumner
I asked my uncle who is first nations and i told him all about JY and the egg donor. He simply said “Scalp them and put them in the fire” By the way he simply said it i agree hahaha
They need to be moved to the 100 meters from the building not 40 meters.
How about a party at Afghan Kabob for all the residents of jonny & mommies condos.?
Wanna piss fat boy off? that should do it.
Friday’s court case outcome is a given. Our dainty little Pretendian will lose the lolsuit against Great Afghan Kabob and Mr. Peroz. Not only will his original lolsuit be a failure but he’s going to lose the countersuit filed by Mr. Peroz. What remains in question is how large of a smoking crater Jethro is going to dig for himself during the entire, presumed to be, enormous shit-show. How badly will he perjure himself? We’re all painfully aware of the MO of the legal mastermind J. Bodine, Esq. and the towering intellectual prowess housed within his svelte, but horribly lop-sided cranium. How out of control will he allow poor doggo to get before he either zaps the sad critter, or god forbid, drug, or even worse, shock AND drug poor Rexy? That infuriates all of us I’m sure. One thing we can be 100% certain of is his guarantee that he’ll double down as soon as the tide starts turning against him. I expect his fabrications to become more outrageous as the case proceeds. I’m so curious as to how Mr. Peroz is approaching things. I don’t know if he will bring council with him? I’ve no idea if Mr. Peroz himself will undertake questioning Jethro? Will Mr. Peroz and council do just enough to ensure Jethro’s credibility is damaged or is their objective going to be a complete shredding and annihilation of the dainty one leaving nothing more than a whimpering puddle of piss on the courtroom floor? So many possibilities and so much anticipation for the morrow. I’ll say one last thing for now. Jon was given every possible chance to back away from the corner he was determined to paint himself into. Matter of fact, literally all of the inane hardships Jethro has found himself festooned with are entirely his own doing from his own hubris. Do you think he’ll achieve any self-awareness as a result of all this? I don’t.
@ nNANcy
“Jon was given every possible chance to back away”
The yanivs aren’t very good at backing out…just ask miriam.
I personally know the lady for many years that allegedly made the pussy remark at JYS.
I think I’ll take her to dinner at The Great Afghan restaurant, my treat.
You know who you didn’t see among those 3? Jack Yaniv, he faked his own death and escaped.
I suspect there will be a shitload of “medical emergencies” as soon as blubber guts realises the court isn’t going to buy his bullshit stories and claims.
This could go on for months, especially if they let him speak or “cross examine”.
My understanding is that hitting a car and attempting to flee the scene is classified as a criminal offence in Canada that can mean six months in jail or a fine of between $400 and $2000 based on the circumstances and damage caused.
If anyone knows the owner of the car that was hit, it would probably be worth mentioning this to them…
I didn’t realize the Yaniv Crime Syndicate tried to flee. Of course Jethro stands his ground and tries to intimidate the female witnesses to the hit and run. I don’t think there was any personal injury? I imagine things get ugly fast legally if you cause injury and then run.
Only the Yaniv Crime Syndicate would embroil themselves in more lawlessness of the eve of a trial where Jethro is 100% guaranteed to get hung out to dry. Can you imagine the abject insanity that exists in those three? *shrug*. I’m now convinced all three are cretins at best. I thought just maybe they were playing stupid. Nope. I think it’s going to be the biggest shitshow that BC has seen in the last few years. It’s going to be a circus. I don’t envy the JP on this one. I hope they are tough no nonsense no bullshit type of people. They will need to be as soon as Jethro starts his larping with his slew of law textbooks. Icing on the cake would be another assault charge against Jethro when he freaks and unloads on another journalist who dares to ask him questions. Buckle up kids, keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
This calling the police on himself is the strangest thing I have ever seen, (mirabilem rem ego umquam), actually that’s not true, the strangest thing I have ever seen is our fat, nubile princess and his bloated, pus infested crotch where his little peen used to be, but who’s splitting hairs. Remember when he threatened Chris Elston and then started raving about a bomb threat, then he rang the police on himself, (insonuit magistratus in se) while driving and got charged. He does not understand the role of the police in the community, despite being an almost fully trained Barrister, he thinks they are there to enforce civil matters like service dogs etc. Jon, the police are there to serve and protect (serviat et custodiat), they are not there to help smelly fat men without their male appendages attack local businesses that are unfortunate enough to be Muslim or half dead, feeble old people, you’ve done this many times but it’s always been a waste of time (perditio tempus). It’s good to see that the police sent four cars and eight officers, this is very handy for the police budget as this only would have cost about a thousand dollars for the Canadian Taxpayer, but I reckon it’s great value for money (magnum valorem pecunia). I have really enjoyed the extra articles you are putting out, all over the world, every single day the fans Meowmix wake up with a hard on and rush to their computers to read abut the amazing adventures of Fat Jon the Transgender Fuckmuppet and his Nazi mother, which is very ironic considering she’s a Metis Jew. Money just can’t buy this sort of entertainment. As far as Jon driving into some innocent persons car, the best thing he can do is sue the car owner for being in the wrong spot, he might also claim that the collision caused him to be an incomplete paraplegic, (paraplegic imperfecta) the amount he should seek would of course would $35,000. The great thing about Canada is that a fat bloke can cut his cock off, chuck on a shitty dress, confess that he’s a paedophile and transgender and he will be worshipped by the LGBTQIS+ community and given every possible compensation by the courts so that they can harass Muslims businesses and feeble old people. All good things come to an end however and once she’s in a 2m x 1.5m cell the fun ends, the only documents we may get is a coroners report once a few of the inmates have treated her like a computer and punched some information into him. This document has been translated into Latin (Latinum translatus) so that intellectuals and lawyers like fat Jon can understand it and to also give the impression that I am a high profile and learned lawyer (princeps profile advocatus) and all round intellectual. Have a great day all. (Have magnus dies).
True…..Over 4 years now, 1 of my 1st searches in the morning is to see what new insanity the 3 stooges have gotten themselves into.
Waiting for court updates.