We always try to make light of the never-ending saga of the Yanivs of Langley, mainly to raise the spirits of the 100’s of victims that have had to deal with them for years. Sometimes though and ever increasing so it is impossible to parody a parody.
Yesterday we brought you the news that Mad Miriam the 4th wife had yet again been arrested and banned from her own house. Now given that she is on a peace bond for another crime, waiting for sentencing for 4 more and on bail with the proviso she doesn’t harras, contact or do anything else to her neighbours you would assume, that like any normal person she would bunk up with her devil’s seed, shut up and stay quiet.
Luckily for us, Mrs Yaniv the 4th is NOT a normal person, just like anyone else who appears to share some genetic material in common.
We received an email yesterday from a local business owner who had witnessed the Yaniv clan, INCLUDING Yaniv’s Mother Aunt causing a disturbance in a parking lot next door to the building Yaniv’s mum resides in and is banned from. (On a side note thank you to the local Langley group who have been distributing warning posters, this local business owner mentioned them and thanks you.)
Our witness describes the three trolls harassing residents of Miriam’s building who were sitting on their balcony. In particular, JYS was shouting obscene insults at the elderly residents. Our witness believes it was residents on the 3rd or 4th floors. The witness tells us that both Miriam and John had their cars with them, apparently, Jon’s Pathfinder is now even more lopsided than his face. The bag ladies and Yaniv got back in their cars to drive away, when Mrs Yaniv the 4th reversed into a parked car. Of course, being the fine upstanding citizens that they are they stopped immediately to leave a note with insurance and contact details the convicted criminals they are they thought they could make a getaway.
Our witness describes two people, possibly residents at Miriam’s Building (they could also be random strangers) taking note of Miriam’s licence plate. No surprise that our lumbering lumberjack then had a go and the woman (funny how he never picks on men) by screaming in his affected gay male voice to mind her own business. For a lawyer, he sure doesn’t give a feck about the actual law. It is believed that the woman possibly responded by calling Yaniv a big pussy but another witness claims she said you have a rotten pussy. Either way, both are completely true. Of course, nonce chops the lumberjacker started screeching about transphobia & without a fire alarm nearby, called RCMP. Because calling the police when your mum’s criminal driving led to her crashing into a parked car & subsequent attempt to flee is really the normal thing to do. Not even DFS would grass his mum up just to claim transphobia.
The outcome? Four (yes four!!!!) RCMP units attending the scene trying to deal with foghorn Jon and his troll gang of 3. Or as a bystander was heard to say “Just another day at the Yaniv Zoo”
