Over the last several years Jessica Yaniv aka Jonathan Yaniv has made claims that he’s stumbled across a phone sex line. He’s claimed to have been accidentally transferred to a phone sex operator when making a call to a business, or misdialed a business by one digit and reached a phone sex line.
Now he’s claiming he phoned Ontario OPP via 911 and was transferred to a phone sex line.
Flaw #1 with the story: we know he phoned police in Ontario on Rebel Media. That would have gone to Toronto PD, not the Ontario Provincial Police.
Flaw #2: he claims to have called 911 to ask to be transferred to BC 911. That isn’t how this works. Idiot.
Flaw #3: none of the 911 service operators are so unprofessional that they accidentally or intentionally transferred Jonathan to a phone sex line. These are highly skilled professionals.
Flaw #4: do phone sex lines even exist nowadays? I guess Yaniv would know.
Watch the video in MeowTube for a great laugh. Link here.
Next up, Jonathan Yaniv, a 33 year old male, took these pictures and shared them with everyone. Can you guys imagine? Why is this person obsessed with looking like a teenage girl? Could it be because he wants them to relate to him?
And in case you need more proof that Yaniv is actually just a closeted gay man in a dress (beyond his obsession with how attractive the Jonas Brothers are, anal sex, penises, etc.), Yaniv posted a livestream this morning (sorry I don’t have it…yet) dry humping this statue, which Yaniv later described as a penis.
Not just any penis. Donald’s penis. Meow Mix contributor Chris’ penis. Jonathan… Why are you trying to hump these men? Aren’t you lesbian?
Oh right. You’re not. You’re a gay male. There’s nothing wrong with that either. Why won’t you admit it?
Bizarre.
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UPDATE! MORE PICS! The lulz never stop.
Sounds like Jonny is flying from Winnipeg to Vancouver. Maybe a friendly reporter will meet him there.
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