Jedi Snaps, Literally

Happy #Caturday folks, well it really isn’t, happy that is. Not for our protagonist Jessica Yaniv Simpson, as it has come to pass that yet again our Jessie has been outed by one of their friends, @JediBlonde over on X. Jedi was very young when she and Yaniv began talking, with reports of her being as young as 14! We have learned that Jedi and Jessie were buddies mostly via Snapchat and there is no evidence as of yet that they ever met up IRL. You may recall that Jedi has been around for several years now and has for the most part been a staunch supporter of Jessie, until around late 2023 and it seems that she finally had enough and is exposing their relationship. Rather than type out every detail we have included here screenshots of her recent posts and replies.

The most damning revelation so far, in our opinion is that as we have long speculated, Jessica has allegedly had some involvement in the death of Princess. Princess was a sweet, young looking cat that Jessie posted about on February 25th, 2023 and bragged about bathing her every week! We have long suspected that Yaniv being the idiot that Yaniv is, got the cat as a plaything for Rexy and Rexy being the untrained and aggressive dog that he is, had probably gotten too rough with her, shaking her, as dogs do, causing brain damage and death. We have also considered that Yaniv would be too cheap and too uncaring or scared to bring her to a vet. Coincidentally there was a report on a local community FaceBook page reporting the discovery of a deceased cat fitting Princess’ description around the time of her disappearance. Now we have Jedi confirming our worst suspicions. We also had an anonymous report regarding Yaniv and Miriam at a local cat adoption location that we received shortly after Princess’ disappearance. Longtime readers will remember that Yaniv has been accused of animal cruelty going to childhood but unfortunately this has never been proven. We have included a screenshot of a post made by Yaniv in 2017 that explains this.

Jedi has been quiet as of the writing of this article but from her posts it would seem there is a lot more to come. She has intimated that there was a lot of talk regarding Donald and of course the typical tampon and pad talk. We are hoping to arrange an interview of some sort with Jedi in the very near future so please comment below with any questions you might like answered and we will try to fit them in. If you have any further information regarding the disappearance of Princess we have an anonymous tip line listed at the top of our main page.

5 Replies to “Jedi Snaps, Literally”

  1. xmshkx

    Infuriating, yaniv is a zit on the ass of humanity and is no better than any other cat killing criminal on the planet!

  2. Comfy

    β€œhe” πŸ˜‚

  3. xmshkx

    Remember when Blair did the interview and asked if he touched a kid, i can see him acting that way when the cops ask about the cat, the blatant stupid look, then the laugh. Tick tick fat boy, your time is up!

  4. nnancy

    I can’t stand animal abusers and pedos, And not in that order.
    I have owned numerous calico cats over the years and every one has been extremely loving, intelligent and playful That this dickless deranged dork could abuse her so badly her instinct became to scratch speaks volumes.
    I know he will never be restrained and tortured, which is what he deserves, I can only hope he pisses off the wrong WOC who is accompanied by a 6’6″ 300 solid monster with a right so powerful Jethro would be spitting out teeth for a week, I know that’s pipe-dreaming as well but oh well, I can dream. Let’s hope with everything released from Jedi that some agency acts, If they don’t what the fuck do they exist for? to collect a paycheque? and pension?

  5. nnancy

    Do we have another potential source for a twitter leak to drop more dope on Jethro? From what I read it appears Anastasia xxx xxx didn’t know Jon killed his cat and recently became aware of that fact. Maybe he shared some stuff with her Jedi isn’t aware of. Anastasia did not sound pleased with Princess’ killing and appears ready to cut Jethro loose.

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