Author: MeowMix Online

Breaking News – RCMP has arrested Celebrated Transturd activist Jessica Yaniv. Despite her petite and feminine appearance, RCMP has arrested Ms Jessica Yaniv Simpson in an exclusive swoop tonight. Meow Mix News relies on 14 eyewitnesses who confirm this story is true. Yaniv sported ultra-feminine men’s shorts to accommodate her nappy, accompanied by a stunning…

In a stunning and brave turn of events, we can exclusively reveal that having sued the rest of the world and failed, Jessica Yaniv Simpson is now suing His Majesty King Charles for £1.5 million. Note for Jessica – I have met him several times; he is a lovely chap who knows bullshit when he…